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Du Barry Was a Lady

Du Barry Was a Lady

Alec Howe: You know, it's too bad May couldn't marry for love *and* money.
Louis Blore: You mean sort of a double wedding?


--Red Skelton (as Louis Blore / King Louis XV) in Du Barry Was a Lady

Whistling in Dixie

Whistling in Dixie

Carol Lambert: [In the dark cellar] I wonder what a ghost would say if he walked in here and saw us?
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: He'd probably say, "Hello, girls" because I wouldn't be here.


--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie

Whistling in Dixie

Whistling in Dixie

Carol Lambert: [Panicked] Oh, I hope I wake up in the morning and find it's all a dream!
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: I hope I wake up!


--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie

Whistling in Dixie

Whistling in Dixie

Carol Lambert: Don't be such a coward!
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Who's a coward? I'm as brave as they go, and I'm going.


--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie

Whistling in the Dark

Whistling in the Dark

Carol Lambert: Wally, this is no time to crack wise.
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: If I don't crack wise I'll crack up.


--Red Skelton (as Wally Benton) in Whistling in the Dark


Whistling in the Dark

Whistling in the Dark

Carol Lambert: What could come through a little hole like that?
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: A bullet!


--Red Skelton (as Wally Benton) in Whistling in the Dark

Whistling in Dixie

Whistling in Dixie

Carol Lambert: Why, look! There are two buzzards making a nest out of hay.
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: [Paranoid] Oh, no, they're not. They're probably drawing straws to see who gets me!


--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie

A Southern Yankee

A Southern Yankee

Aubrey Filmore: Let's talk about living.


--Red Skelton (as Aubrey Filmore) in A Southern Yankee

The Yellow Cab Man

The Yellow Cab Man

Augustus 'Red' Pirdy: [hypnotized] I'm going back... I'm going back...
[flashback of him as a baby in a crib with his sister, kiddie voice]
Augustus 'Red' Pirdy: I is back! I am very wittle and so is my twin sister. I love my sister, but most of all I love Raggedy Arebella.
[takes his sister's doll]


--Red Skelton (as ) in The Yellow Cab Man

The Yellow Cab Man

The Yellow Cab Man

Augustus 'Red' Pirdy: I was wondering what that thing was right before he hit me with it.


--Red Skelton (as ) in The Yellow Cab Man

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