Augustus 'Red' Pirdy:
Well I know I went to the North Pole!
--Red Skelton (as ) in The Yellow Cab Man
--Red Skelton (as ) in The Yellow Cab Man
Louis Blore:
Here's to I, May, and you - the eternal rectangle. If this was back in the glorious days of France, I would be King Louis, May would be Du Barry, and you would be one of the common folks - a peasant.
--Red Skelton (as Louis Blore / King Louis XV) in Du Barry Was a Lady
--Red Skelton (as Louis Blore / King Louis XV) in Du Barry Was a Lady
Louis Blore:
Money ain't changed *me*, I'm still lovable!
--Red Skelton (as Louis Blore / King Louis XV) in Du Barry Was a Lady
--Red Skelton (as Louis Blore / King Louis XV) in Du Barry Was a Lady
Louis Blore:
She's just excited. She's never married me before.
--Red Skelton (as Louis Blore / King Louis XV) in Du Barry Was a Lady
--Red Skelton (as Louis Blore / King Louis XV) in Du Barry Was a Lady
Louis Blore:
You remind me of one of those girls in Esquire, the ones with clothes on, of course.
--Red Skelton (as Louis Blore / King Louis XV) in Du Barry Was a Lady
--Red Skelton (as Louis Blore / King Louis XV) in Du Barry Was a Lady
Red Jones:
[dazed after a door falls on him] Good morning, Madam, would you like to buy a brush?
--Red Skelton (as ) in The Fuller Brush Man
--Red Skelton (as ) in The Fuller Brush Man
Red Jones:
[to a grandmother with a bratty child] Here Grandma, a complimentary brush, sorry we don't have one with a nail in it.
--Red Skelton (as ) in The Fuller Brush Man
--Red Skelton (as ) in The Fuller Brush Man
Red Jones:
It's just as well, if I'd gone to another house, Dracula probably would've lived there.
--Red Skelton (as ) in The Fuller Brush Man
--Red Skelton (as ) in The Fuller Brush Man
Wally 'The Fox' Benton:
[about the unconscious Sheriff in the rising water] He's got one foot in heaven and one in a Turkish bath.
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
Wally 'The Fox' Benton:
[after failing to walk through a wall] Pardon me. I thought I was Mr. Jordan!
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
