Professor Hendricks:
Are we keeping you awake, Mr. Elliot?
Steve Elliot: Barely.
--Red Skelton (as Steve Elliot) in Bathing Beauty
Steve Elliot: Barely.
--Red Skelton (as Steve Elliot) in Bathing Beauty
Ellamae Downs:
You can call me Ellie.
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: If I call you, it'll be collect.
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: If I call you, it'll be collect.
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
Chester:
[upside down] Help! Help! hey, all the blood pressure's to my head!
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Well, there's plenty of room for it!
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Brooklyn
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Well, there's plenty of room for it!
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Brooklyn
Sylvester:
[Impatient with Wally's stubbornness] Let me persuade him. I won't leave any marks.
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Listen, I'm more stubborn when I'm unconscious.
Sylvester: Yeah, well, how can you tell when you're unconscious?
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: [With false bravado] Oh, I got ways. I got ways.
--Red Skelton (as Wally Benton) in Whistling in the Dark
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Listen, I'm more stubborn when I'm unconscious.
Sylvester: Yeah, well, how can you tell when you're unconscious?
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: [With false bravado] Oh, I got ways. I got ways.
--Red Skelton (as Wally Benton) in Whistling in the Dark
May Daly:
I see you want to buy me.
Louis Blore: Gosh no, Miss Daly, I want to marry you!
--Red Skelton (as Louis Blore / King Louis XV) in Du Barry Was a Lady
Louis Blore: Gosh no, Miss Daly, I want to marry you!
--Red Skelton (as Louis Blore / King Louis XV) in Du Barry Was a Lady
Sheriff Claude Stagg:
[Amid rising water] Someone help me up! I don't want to drown like a rat!
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Well, you oughta know how!
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Well, you oughta know how!
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
[to an over-sized housekeeper]
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Aren't you wrestling somewhere tonight?
--Red Skelton (as Wally Benton) in Whistling in the Dark
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Aren't you wrestling somewhere tonight?
--Red Skelton (as Wally Benton) in Whistling in the Dark