Curly:
[tumble weed rolls past him] Somebody just ran by me.
Moe: What'd he look like?
Curly: I couldn't tell, he was on his hands and knees and had a big head full of curls...
Larry: Say, why don't we put him
[the corpse]
Larry: out in the street?
Curly: What? And have somebody run over him and kill him again?
[shakes his head]
Moe: We're gonna bury him right here!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Three Pests in a Mess
Moe: What'd he look like?
Curly: I couldn't tell, he was on his hands and knees and had a big head full of curls...
Larry: Say, why don't we put him
[the corpse]
Larry: out in the street?
Curly: What? And have somebody run over him and kill him again?
[shakes his head]
Moe: We're gonna bury him right here!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Three Pests in a Mess
Curly:
Gee, I haven't been to the circus since I got out of the fourth grade!
Moe: Yeah, and that was last year.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Three Little Twirps
Moe: Yeah, and that was last year.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Three Little Twirps
Curly:
Got a piece of bacon in your pocket?
Moe: Why?
Curly: You keep em' busy I'll get some eggs for breakfast.
Moe: You try that and I'll crack your head like an egg shell.
--Moe Howard (as ) in A Ducking They Did Go
Moe: Why?
Curly: You keep em' busy I'll get some eggs for breakfast.
Moe: You try that and I'll crack your head like an egg shell.
--Moe Howard (as ) in A Ducking They Did Go
Curly:
That ox can't call me a monkey!
Moe: Shut up you baboon!
[Curly sticks his tongue at Moe while Moe puts a clothespin on his tongue]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Dizzy Detectives
Moe: Shut up you baboon!
[Curly sticks his tongue at Moe while Moe puts a clothespin on his tongue]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Dizzy Detectives
Curly:
There's a hair in my soup.
Moe: You're crazy. That's a crack in your plate.
Curly: I never saw a crack go that way.
[he makes a curving motion with his hand]
Moe: Well, that's neither hair nor there.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Half-Wits Holiday
Moe: You're crazy. That's a crack in your plate.
Curly: I never saw a crack go that way.
[he makes a curving motion with his hand]
Moe: Well, that's neither hair nor there.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Half-Wits Holiday
Field Marshal Herring:
[Moe, playing pool, curls the cue ball back to where it stated] Oh! You used too much English.
Hailstone the Dictator: Never speak that word in this house!
--Moe Howard (as ) in I'll Never Heil Again
Hailstone the Dictator: Never speak that word in this house!
--Moe Howard (as ) in I'll Never Heil Again
Dr. Graves:
How did you find that patient in room 67?
Dr. Moe Howard: Under the bed!
Dr. Graves: How did you find that patient in room 73?
Dr. Larry Fine: Up on the chandelier.
Dr. Graves: What did you do for him?
Dr. Curly Howard: Nothing! What'd he ever do for us?
--Moe Howard (as Dr. Moe Howard) in Men in Black
Dr. Moe Howard: Under the bed!
Dr. Graves: How did you find that patient in room 73?
Dr. Larry Fine: Up on the chandelier.
Dr. Graves: What did you do for him?
Dr. Curly Howard: Nothing! What'd he ever do for us?
--Moe Howard (as Dr. Moe Howard) in Men in Black
Dr. Moe Howard, Dr. Curly Howard, Dr. Larry Fine:
For Duty and Humanity!
--Moe Howard (as Dr. Moe Howard) in Men in Black
--Moe Howard (as Dr. Moe Howard) in Men in Black
Dr. Moe Howard:
How is she, doctor?
Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': A slight hope.
Dr. Curly Howard: That's too bad. What's the matter?
Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': She's in a coma.
Tiny Patient: [sitting up] I am not! I'm in a bed!
[sees the Stooges]
Tiny Patient: Geeze, the joint's haunted
Dr. Moe Howard: How old are you?
Tiny Patient: I'm 35.
Dr. Curly Howard: Na, you couldn't get that fresh in 35 years.
--Moe Howard (as Dr. Moe Howard) in Men in Black
Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': A slight hope.
Dr. Curly Howard: That's too bad. What's the matter?
Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': She's in a coma.
Tiny Patient: [sitting up] I am not! I'm in a bed!
[sees the Stooges]
Tiny Patient: Geeze, the joint's haunted
Dr. Moe Howard: How old are you?
Tiny Patient: I'm 35.
Dr. Curly Howard: Na, you couldn't get that fresh in 35 years.
--Moe Howard (as Dr. Moe Howard) in Men in Black
