Joe Stacks:
Do you guys want to play football for me?
[takes out wad of money]
Joe Stacks: [Moe and Larry nod. Curley shakes his head no]
Curley: We can't play football.
Joe Stacks: Oh, I get it... You're afraid of losing your amateur status, right?
[the Three Stooges look behind them]
Joe Stacks: That's all right, I'll protect you guys.
Joe Stacks: [waves money at them] Listen... no one will ever see you play... no one will ever hear to play... we'll play behind closed doors. Well, what do you say?
[They all go to take the money]
Moe: Spread out!
[takes money]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Three Little Pigskins
[takes out wad of money]
Joe Stacks: [Moe and Larry nod. Curley shakes his head no]
Curley: We can't play football.
Joe Stacks: Oh, I get it... You're afraid of losing your amateur status, right?
[the Three Stooges look behind them]
Joe Stacks: That's all right, I'll protect you guys.
Joe Stacks: [waves money at them] Listen... no one will ever see you play... no one will ever hear to play... we'll play behind closed doors. Well, what do you say?
[They all go to take the money]
Moe: Spread out!
[takes money]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Three Little Pigskins
Guard outside palace:
Hark! Who goes there?
Moe, Larry and Shemp (together): Santa Claus!
Guard outside palace: Ah, there ain't no Santa Claus.
Shemp: [as all three of them get out and open their bag] Oh, yes, there is, and we've got a present for you.
Guard outside palace: You have?
Moe: Yeah, right here!
[hits the guard over the head and he falls into the bag unconscious]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Malice in the Palace
Moe, Larry and Shemp (together): Santa Claus!
Guard outside palace: Ah, there ain't no Santa Claus.
Shemp: [as all three of them get out and open their bag] Oh, yes, there is, and we've got a present for you.
Guard outside palace: You have?
Moe: Yeah, right here!
[hits the guard over the head and he falls into the bag unconscious]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Malice in the Palace
Anne, Queen of Anesthesia:
From whence came you?
Duke of Durham: Paris.
Baron of Graymatter: Show her the postcards.
[Moe slaps Curly's head]
Anne, Queen of Anesthesia: And what were you doing in Paris?
Count of Fife: Oh, looking over the Paris sites.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Restless Knights
Duke of Durham: Paris.
Baron of Graymatter: Show her the postcards.
[Moe slaps Curly's head]
Anne, Queen of Anesthesia: And what were you doing in Paris?
Count of Fife: Oh, looking over the Paris sites.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Restless Knights
Phileas Fogg III:
Moe, about how long would you say I've been having kippers for breakfast?
Moe: Man and boy, I'd say we've been eating our kippers every day for, it must be 11 years, sir.
Phileas Fogg III: Time for a change. Starting tomorrow, I'd like sausages.
Moe: Oh, those ugly little brown - SAUSAGES?
--Moe Howard (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze
Moe: Man and boy, I'd say we've been eating our kippers every day for, it must be 11 years, sir.
Phileas Fogg III: Time for a change. Starting tomorrow, I'd like sausages.
Moe: Oh, those ugly little brown - SAUSAGES?
--Moe Howard (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze
Blackie:
You men ever sold anything?
Curly: Why certainly, anything we could lay our hands on!
Moe: The gentleman said "sold," not "stole."
--Moe Howard (as ) in A Ducking They Did Go
Curly: Why certainly, anything we could lay our hands on!
Moe: The gentleman said "sold," not "stole."
--Moe Howard (as ) in A Ducking They Did Go
Larry, Curly, Moe:
We're at your service night and day; if we don't catch them, you don't pay. Excelsior!
--Moe Howard (as ) in We Want Our Mummy
--Moe Howard (as ) in We Want Our Mummy
Larry:
[after Moe has whistled for he and Curley to come to his side] What's the matter?
Moe: How do you spell "chrysanthemum"?
Larry: [thinks for a moment, looking confused]
Moe: Oh, ignorant, eh?
[slaps Larry, turns to Curley]
Moe: How do you spell it?
Curley: [very quickly] C-h-r-y-s-a-n-t-h-e-m-u-m.
Moe: [pause] Why weren't you here a minute ago?
[slaps Curley]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Pop Goes the Easel
Moe: How do you spell "chrysanthemum"?
Larry: [thinks for a moment, looking confused]
Moe: Oh, ignorant, eh?
[slaps Larry, turns to Curley]
Moe: How do you spell it?
Curley: [very quickly] C-h-r-y-s-a-n-t-h-e-m-u-m.
Moe: [pause] Why weren't you here a minute ago?
[slaps Curley]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Pop Goes the Easel
Larry:
[after the phone booth's walls fall and Moe and Shemp fall out of it]
[to Moe]
Larry: What happened?
Moe: That's what I want to know.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Brideless Groom
[to Moe]
Larry: What happened?
Moe: That's what I want to know.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Brideless Groom
Larry:
[Larry has slammed the top door in Moe's face]
[to Moe]
Larry: I didn't know you were standing there, Moe. I wouldn't have slammed the door.
Moe: [to Larry] Oh, *you* slammed it? That's all right. Hey, is that a dirty spot?
Larry: Where?
Moe: Here!
[slams door in Larry's face]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Goof on the Roof
[to Moe]
Larry: I didn't know you were standing there, Moe. I wouldn't have slammed the door.
Moe: [to Larry] Oh, *you* slammed it? That's all right. Hey, is that a dirty spot?
Larry: Where?
Moe: Here!
[slams door in Larry's face]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Goof on the Roof
