Fiorello:
Wait a minute. Before he sings, you gotta sign a contract. And I get 10 percent.
Otis B. Driftwood: And I get 10 percent too.
--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera
Otis B. Driftwood: And I get 10 percent too.
--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera
Fiorello:
What'll I say?
Otis B. Driftwood: Tell them you're not here.
Fiorello: Suppose they don't believe me?
Otis B. Driftwood: They'll believe you when you start talking.
--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera
Otis B. Driftwood: Tell them you're not here.
Fiorello: Suppose they don't believe me?
Otis B. Driftwood: They'll believe you when you start talking.
--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera
Ravelli:
I take-a your picture. Hey! Look at me and laugh.
Wolf J. Flywheel: I've been doing that for 20 years.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Big Store
Wolf J. Flywheel: I've been doing that for 20 years.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Big Store
Tony:
[disgused as an ice cream vendor] You wanna something hot?
Dr. Hackenbush: Not now, I just ate. Besides I don't like hot ice cream.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush: Not now, I just ate. Besides I don't like hot ice cream.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Tony:
Have you got a woman in here?
Dr. Hackenbush: If I haven't, I've wasted 30 minutes of valuable time.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush: If I haven't, I've wasted 30 minutes of valuable time.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Tony:
Have you got a woman in here?
Dr. Hackenbush: If I haven't, I've wasted thirty minutes of valuable time.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush: If I haven't, I've wasted thirty minutes of valuable time.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Tony:
Hey doc, can you see us?
Dr. Hackenbush: If I can't there's something wrong with my glasses.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush: If I can't there's something wrong with my glasses.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Tony:
Hey, boss! C'mere! Sun-Up is the worst horse on the track!
Dr. Hackenbush: I notice he wins all the time.
Tony: Aw, just because he comes in first.
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, I don't want 'em any better than first.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush: I notice he wins all the time.
Tony: Aw, just because he comes in first.
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, I don't want 'em any better than first.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Tony:
We come to hang the paper.
Dr. Hackenbush: How about hanging yourselves?
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush: How about hanging yourselves?
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Bob Roland:
This letter's the work of Trentino. The man is trying to undermine you. Now what are you going to do about it?
Rufus T. Firefly: I've got a good mind to ring his doorbell and run.
--Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup
Rufus T. Firefly: I've got a good mind to ring his doorbell and run.
--Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup
