Otis B. Driftwood: Ladies and gentlemen... I guess that takes in most of you...


--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera

Otis B. Driftwood: Let's go in my room and talk the situation over.
Mrs. Claypool: What situation?
Otis B. Driftwood: Well, er... what situations have you got?
Mrs. Claypool: I most certainly will not go to your room.
Otis B. Driftwood: OK, then I'll stay here.
Mrs. Claypool: All right, all right, all right! I'll come, but get out.
Otis B. Driftwood: Shall we say, uh, ten minutes?
Mrs. Claypool: Yes, ten minutes, anything. But go!
Otis B. Driftwood: Because if you're not there in ten minutes, I'll be back here in eleven. With squeaky shoes on!


--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera

Otis B. Driftwood: Now we're getting somewhere.


--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera

Otis B. Driftwood: Signor Lassparri comes from a very famous family. His mother was a well-known bass singer. His father was the first man to stuff spaghetti with bicarbonate of soda, thus causing and curing indigestion at the same time.


--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera

Otis B. Driftwood: That's the fire escape. And, uh... that's a table, and this is a room, and there's the door leading out, and I wish you'd use it, I... I vant to be alone!
Henderson: You'll be alone when I throw you in jail!
Otis B. Driftwood: Isn't there a song like that, Henderson?


--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera

Otis B. Driftwood: Was that a high C, or Vitamin D?


--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera

Otis B. Driftwood: You didn't happen to see my suit in there, did you?
Fiorello: Yeah, it was taking up too much room, so we sold it.
Otis B. Driftwood: Did you get anything for it?
Fiorello: Uh... dollar forty.
Otis B. Driftwood: That's my suit all right.


--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera

Otis B. Driftwood: You know the old saying. Two's company, fives a crowd.


--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera

Otis B. Driftwood: You see that spaghetti? Now, behind that spaghetti is none other than Herman Gottlieb, director of the New York Opera Company. Do you follow me?
Mrs. Claypool: Yes.
Otis B. Driftwood: Well stop following me or I'll have you arrested!


--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera

Otis B. Driftwood: You're willing to pay him a thousand dollars a night just for singing? Why, you can get a phonograph record of Minnie the Moocher for 75 cents. And for a buck and a quarter, you can get Minnie.


--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera