Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Chico Marx
(as Fiorello)
Otis B. Driftwood:
Say, I just remembered, I came back here looking for somebody. You don't know who it is, do you?
Fiorello: It's a funny thing, it just slipped my mind.
Fiorello: It's a funny thing, it just slipped my mind.
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Otis B. Driftwood:
Signor Lassparri comes from a very famous family. His mother was a well-known bass singer. His father was the first man to stuff spaghetti with bicarbonate of soda, thus causing and curing indigestion at the same time.
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Otis B. Driftwood:
That's the fire escape. And, uh... that's a table, and this is a room, and there's the door leading out, and I wish you'd use it, I... I vant to be alone!
Henderson: You'll be alone when I throw you in jail!
Otis B. Driftwood: Isn't there a song like that, Henderson?
Henderson: You'll be alone when I throw you in jail!
Otis B. Driftwood: Isn't there a song like that, Henderson?
Chico Marx
(as Fiorello)
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Otis B. Driftwood:
You didn't happen to see my suit in there, did you?
Fiorello: Yeah, it was taking up too much room, so we sold it.
Otis B. Driftwood: Did you get anything for it?
Fiorello: Uh... dollar forty.
Otis B. Driftwood: That's my suit all right.
Fiorello: Yeah, it was taking up too much room, so we sold it.
Otis B. Driftwood: Did you get anything for it?
Fiorello: Uh... dollar forty.
Otis B. Driftwood: That's my suit all right.
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Otis B. Driftwood:
You see that spaghetti? Now, behind that spaghetti is none other than Herman Gottlieb, director of the New York Opera Company. Do you follow me?
Mrs. Claypool: Yes.
Otis B. Driftwood: Well stop following me or I'll have you arrested!
Mrs. Claypool: Yes.
Otis B. Driftwood: Well stop following me or I'll have you arrested!
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Otis B. Driftwood:
You're willing to pay him a thousand dollars a night just for singing? Why, you can get a phonograph record of Minnie the Moocher for 75 cents. And for a buck and a quarter, you can get Minnie.
