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Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)
Rufus T. Firefly: Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
From Duck Soup
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Erik Rhodes
(as Rodolfo Tonetti)
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Bing Crosby
(as Jeff Peters)
Turkey Jackson:
Aunt Lucy. I can see her now, lying on her dying bed, looking at you with those big, trusting eyes. 'Before I go, Jeff, promise me one thing,' she said. 'Promise me you'll always be a friend to little Orville,' she said. 'No matter what happens, you'll never leave the little jerk,' she said. 'Promise me, Jeff, promise me,' she said.
Jeff Peters: Yeah, then she up and died before I had the chance to say no.
Jeff Peters: Yeah, then she up and died before I had the chance to say no.
From Road to Morocco
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Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Henderson:
Am I crazy or are there only two beds in here?
Otis B. Driftwood: Now which question do you want me to answer first Henderson?
Otis B. Driftwood: Now which question do you want me to answer first Henderson?
From A Night at the Opera
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Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Otis B. Driftwood:
[attempting to sell insurance to a ship porter] I have here an accident policy that will absolutely protect you no matter what happens. If you lose a leg, we'll help you look for it.
From A Night at the Opera
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Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Henderson:
You live here all alone?
Otis B. Driftwood: Yes. Just me and my memories. I'm practically a hermit.
Henderson: Oh. A hermit. I notice the table's set for four.
Otis B. Driftwood: That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight. That doesn't prove a thing.
Otis B. Driftwood: Yes. Just me and my memories. I'm practically a hermit.
Henderson: Oh. A hermit. I notice the table's set for four.
Otis B. Driftwood: That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight. That doesn't prove a thing.
From A Night at the Opera
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Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Otis B. Driftwood:
That woman? Do you know why I sat with her? Because she reminded me of you.
Mrs. Claypool: Really?
Otis B. Driftwood: Of course, that's why I'm sitting here with you. Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your lips! Everything about you reminds me of you. Except you.
Mrs. Claypool: Really?
Otis B. Driftwood: Of course, that's why I'm sitting here with you. Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your lips! Everything about you reminds me of you. Except you.
From A Night at the Opera
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Chico Marx
(as Fiorello)
Otis B. Driftwood:
It's all right, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause.
[Fiorello laughs loudly]
Fiorello: You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!
[Fiorello laughs loudly]
Fiorello: You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!
From A Night at the Opera
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Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
Ambassador Trentino:
Have you been trailing Firefly?
Chicolini: Have we been trailing Firefly? Why, my partner, he's got a nose just like a bloodhound.
Ambassador Trentino: Oh really?
Chicolini: Yeah, and the rest of his face don't look so good either.
Chicolini: Have we been trailing Firefly? Why, my partner, he's got a nose just like a bloodhound.
Ambassador Trentino: Oh really?
Chicolini: Yeah, and the rest of his face don't look so good either.
From Duck Soup
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Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)
Mrs. Teasdale:
Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you.
Rufus T. Firefly: Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.
Rufus T. Firefly: Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.
From Duck Soup