Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)
Rufus T. Firefly: Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
From Duck Soup
Erik Rhodes
(as Rodolfo Tonetti)
Bing Crosby
(as Jeff Peters)
Turkey Jackson:
Aunt Lucy. I can see her now, lying on her dying bed, looking at you with those big, trusting eyes. 'Before I go, Jeff, promise me one thing,' she said. 'Promise me you'll always be a friend to little Orville,' she said. 'No matter what happens, you'll never leave the little jerk,' she said. 'Promise me, Jeff, promise me,' she said.
Jeff Peters: Yeah, then she up and died before I had the chance to say no.
Jeff Peters: Yeah, then she up and died before I had the chance to say no.
From Road to Morocco
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Henderson:
Am I crazy or are there only two beds in here?
Otis B. Driftwood: Now which question do you want me to answer first Henderson?
Otis B. Driftwood: Now which question do you want me to answer first Henderson?
From A Night at the Opera
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Otis B. Driftwood:
[attempting to sell insurance to a ship porter] I have here an accident policy that will absolutely protect you no matter what happens. If you lose a leg, we'll help you look for it.
From A Night at the Opera
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Henderson:
You live here all alone?
Otis B. Driftwood: Yes. Just me and my memories. I'm practically a hermit.
Henderson: Oh. A hermit. I notice the table's set for four.
Otis B. Driftwood: That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight. That doesn't prove a thing.
Otis B. Driftwood: Yes. Just me and my memories. I'm practically a hermit.
Henderson: Oh. A hermit. I notice the table's set for four.
Otis B. Driftwood: That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight. That doesn't prove a thing.
From A Night at the Opera
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Otis B. Driftwood:
That woman? Do you know why I sat with her? Because she reminded me of you.
Mrs. Claypool: Really?
Otis B. Driftwood: Of course, that's why I'm sitting here with you. Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your lips! Everything about you reminds me of you. Except you.
Mrs. Claypool: Really?
Otis B. Driftwood: Of course, that's why I'm sitting here with you. Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your lips! Everything about you reminds me of you. Except you.
From A Night at the Opera
Chico Marx
(as Fiorello)
Otis B. Driftwood:
It's all right, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause.
[Fiorello laughs loudly]
Fiorello: You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!
[Fiorello laughs loudly]
Fiorello: You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!
From A Night at the Opera
Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
Ambassador Trentino:
Have you been trailing Firefly?
Chicolini: Have we been trailing Firefly? Why, my partner, he's got a nose just like a bloodhound.
Ambassador Trentino: Oh really?
Chicolini: Yeah, and the rest of his face don't look so good either.
Chicolini: Have we been trailing Firefly? Why, my partner, he's got a nose just like a bloodhound.
Ambassador Trentino: Oh really?
Chicolini: Yeah, and the rest of his face don't look so good either.
From Duck Soup
Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)
Mrs. Teasdale:
Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you.
Rufus T. Firefly: Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.
Rufus T. Firefly: Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.
From Duck Soup
