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Cary Grant

Cary Grant
(as Roger O. Thornhill)

Eve Kendall: What happened with your first two marriages?
Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
Eve Kendall: Why?
Roger Thornhill: They said I led a dull life.

Ingrid Bergman

Ingrid Bergman
(as Stephanie Dickinson)

Stephanie: I was married, when I was young.
Dr. Julian Winston: Married? I had no idea!
Stephanie: Neither did he!

George Sanders

George Sanders
(as Jack Favell)

Jack Favell: I say, marriage with Max is not exactly a bed of roses, is it?
From Rebecca

Joe E. Brown

Joe E. Brown
(as Osgood Fielding III)

Osgood: You know, I've always been *fascinated* by show business.
Daphne: Is that so?
Osgood: Yes. As a matter of fact it's cost my family quite a bit of money.
Daphne: Oh, you invest in shows?
Osgood: Showgirls. I've been married seven or eight times.
Daphne: You're not sure?
Osgood: Mama is keeping score.

Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe
(as Sugar Kane Kowalczyk)

Junior (really Joe): Look, if are you interested in whether I am married or not?
Sugar: Oh, I'm not interested at all.
Junior: Well, I'm not.
Sugar: That's very interesting!


Jack Lemmon

Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)

Joe: But, you're not a girl! You're a guy, and, why would a guy wanna marry a guy?
Jerry: Security!

Walter Connolly

Walter Connolly
(as Andrews)

Ellie Andrews: Outside of the fact that you don't like him you haven't got a thing against King.
Alexander Andrews: He's a fake, Ellie.
Ellie Andrews: He's one of the best flyers in the country.
Alexander Andrews: He's no good and you know it. You married him only because I told you not to.

Tony Randall

Tony Randall
(as Jonathan Forbes)

Jonathan Forbes: Brad, she is the sweetest, she is the loveliest, she is the most talented woman I have ever met.
Brad Allen: That's what you said when you married that stripper.
Jonathan Forbes: She wasn't a stripper. She was an exotic dancer... with trained doves.

Thelma Ritter

Thelma Ritter
(as Alma)

Alma: If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it.

Thelma Ritter

Thelma Ritter
(as Alma)

[Trying to convince Alma she loves living alone]
Jan: Well, what am I missing?
Alma: If you have to ask, you're missing it!

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