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Richard Dix

Richard Dix
(as Yancey Cravat)

Yancy Cravat: Wife and mother, stainless woman, hide me... hide me in your love.

Walter Matthau

Walter Matthau
(as Dr. Julian Winston)

Dr. Julian Winston: I need a wife... temporarily... 15 to 20 minutes...

Vito Scotti

Vito Scotti
(as Señor Arturo Sánchez)

Señor Sánchez: But I would like for us to have dinner one of these nights... candlelight, soft guitars...
Stephanie: Will you bring your wife?
Señor Sánchez: My wife? You will not like her... nobody likes her...

Goldie Hawn

Goldie Hawn
(as Toni Simmons)

Toni Simmons: Right now, she's surrounded by her husband, her ex-boyfriend, her current boyfriend and maybe her future boyfriend.

Stan Laurel

Stan Laurel
(as Toni Simmons)

Oliver: Do you have to ask your wife everything?
Stan: Well if I didn't ask her, I wouldn't know what she wanted me to do.


Oliver Hardy

Oliver Hardy
(as Toni Simmons)

Oliver: Why don't you pattern your life after mine? I go places and do things and *then* tell my wife. Every man should be the king in his own castle.

Joel McCrea

Joel McCrea
(as Tom Jeffers)

Tom Jeffers: That's my wife, you dumb cluck!

Rita Hayworth

Rita Hayworth
(as Ann Shankland)

John Malcolm: Is this your year for looking up old husbands?
Ann Shankland: Only the special ones.

Ingrid Bergman

Ingrid Bergman
(as Ilsa Lund)

Ilsa: [to Rick] He is my husband. Was. Even when I knew you in Paris.

Jack Lemmon

Jack Lemmon
(as C.C. Baxter)

J.D. Sheldrake: Ya know, you see a girl a couple of times a week, just for laughs, and right away they think you're gonna divorce your wife. Now I ask you, is that fair?
C.C. Baxter: No, sir, it's very unfair... Especially to your wife.

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