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The Oscar

The Oscar

Hymie Kelly: Where've you been? They told me you left the network three hours ago!
Frankie Fane: I took a drive.
Hymie Kelly: The phones haven't stopped! While you were out playing the part of the Wandering Gentile everyone who wouldn't look our way last week is calling to proclaim buddyhood.


--Tony Bennett (as ) in The Oscar

The Oscar

The Oscar

Hymie Kelly: You must be suffering from oxygen starvation!


--Tony Bennett (as ) in The Oscar

The Oscar

The Oscar

Sheriff: Hymie Kelly. Where'd ya get the name Kelly, *Hymie*?
Hymie Kelly: From my father, Michael Kelly! And he got it from his father, Timothy Kelly! And my mother's name was Sadie Rabinowitz, any more questions?


--Tony Bennett (as ) in The Oscar

The Oscar

The Oscar

Sam: He's in a funky mood today.
Hymie Kelly: Well, you know that pattern, every time he starts a new picture, snarly Fane, the boy-faced dog.


--Tony Bennett (as ) in The Oscar

The Oscar

The Oscar

Sam: Miss Cheryl Barker. Butter would melt in her mouth.
Hymie Kelly: [laughs] Why not? She's got a hot mouth.


--Tony Bennett (as ) in The Oscar


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