Tommy: We seem to be sailing through clouds with knobs on.


--Tommy Handley (as ) in Time Flies

Tommy: Why! Mr. South America. I thought you were in Hamilton. I mean, Mr. Hamilton, I thought you were in, er, South America.
Mr. Hamilton: [with Irish accent] Whatta yer doin' with my champagne?
Tommy: Ay-o-i-er... I was just going to launch a battleship, only, somebody's stolen it.


--Tommy Handley (as ) in Time Flies

Captain Of The Guard: Thou art not one of my men; yet I seem to have seen thy face before.
Tommy: Oh, polygations-orfdog-n-elly-gethanthems-unsense.
Captain Of The Guard: What sayest thou?
Tommy: I said: thyhyperbole-arlford-ron-titty-benonsense.
Captain Of The Guard: Ay?
Tommy: Er, er, look! Ther-sithy-um-besinth. Er, er. Camrens, er, bloody-confreys. Camrens. Allaputes-shushi-cuppasoon. Orla-pchinla-thn.


--Tommy Handley (as ) in Time Flies

Queen Elizabeth: [to Susie Barton who is disguised as Capt. John Smith] Then, Captain Smith, it will please thee to know that thy shipmate hath *sold* the Americas to us.
Susie Barton: Oh, he hath, hath he?
Tommy: Yeth.


--Tommy Handley (as ) in Time Flies

Queen Elizabeth: I have improved on thy game. The little ball lurks not under any shell. I have cast it awaaayyy.
Tommy: Well, I... it's lucky I didn't teach you strip poker.


--Tommy Handley (as ) in Time Flies

Queen Elizabeth: Thou dost *own* the Americas?
Tommy: All the Stars and most of the Stripes.


--Tommy Handley (as ) in Time Flies