William Hobbs:
I'm just beginning to realize what a racket this butlering is. Why don't you become a butler? The rest'll do you good.
Claude Horton: Hobbs, as your master, I insist that you be miserable!
--Robert Woolsey (as ) in On Again-Off Again
Claude Horton: Hobbs, as your master, I insist that you be miserable!
--Robert Woolsey (as ) in On Again-Off Again
Willy Nilly:
What do you think of the Einstein theory?
Hercules Glub: The Einstein theory? They'll never be able to enforce it.
--Robert Woolsey (as ) in Diplomaniacs
Hercules Glub: The Einstein theory? They'll never be able to enforce it.
--Robert Woolsey (as ) in Diplomaniacs
Flapper:
You're Americans, aren't you?
Professor Cunningham: Yes, yes, but we can't lend you any money.
--Robert Woolsey (as ) in The Cuckoos
Professor Cunningham: Yes, yes, but we can't lend you any money.
--Robert Woolsey (as ) in The Cuckoos
[Horton slaps butler Hobbs in the face]
William Hobbs: What's that for?
Claude Horton: That's for calling me a mongoose.
William Hobbs: I called you that weeks ago!
Claude Horton: Well, I just saw a picture of one in a book...besides, I'm too tall for a mongoose!
--Robert Woolsey (as ) in On Again-Off Again
William Hobbs: What's that for?
Claude Horton: That's for calling me a mongoose.
William Hobbs: I called you that weeks ago!
Claude Horton: Well, I just saw a picture of one in a book...besides, I'm too tall for a mongoose!
--Robert Woolsey (as ) in On Again-Off Again
[Roscoe and his assistant Billy are detailing the specifications of his rainmaking machine]
Roscoe Horne: Are there any questions?
Farmer: [angrily] Aw, we can see through you!
Roscoe Horne: [to Billy] When you get the machine started, drown him first, will you?
--Robert Woolsey (as ) in The Rainmakers
Roscoe Horne: Are there any questions?
Farmer: [angrily] Aw, we can see through you!
Roscoe Horne: [to Billy] When you get the machine started, drown him first, will you?
--Robert Woolsey (as ) in The Rainmakers