Johnnie: I reiterate...
Newton: So do I!
Johnnie: I reiterate...
Newton: Captain, are you going to let him get away with that? I reiterated first.


--Robert Woolsey (as Newton) in The Nitwits

Queen Carlotta: Have you never thought seriously of marriage?
Zander U. Parkhurst: Certainly! That's why I'm single.
Queen Carlotta: Ah - love - love is intoxication...
Zander U. Parkhurst: Yeah, and marriage is the hangover!


--Robert Woolsey (as ) in Cracked Nuts

Queen Carlotta: Your majesty... next week you will get your face on all coins of the realm!
Zander U. Parkhurst: Never mind gettin' my face on 'em - what I want to do is get my hands on 'em!


--Robert Woolsey (as ) in Cracked Nuts

Miss Frisby: Two minds and a single thought.
Dr. Dudley: Yes, it's about all they can handle at one time.


--Robert Woolsey (as ) in Hips, Hips, Hooray!

Kravette: Helping a prisoner to escape? I'll put you on the rock pile for this!
Spider Robbins: If you do, we'll throw rocks at you!


--Robert Woolsey (as ) in Hold 'Em Jail

Alexander: What a lovely gown! That certainly is pretty.
[One of the straps falls off Martini's shoulder]
Mrs. Johnson Martini: You think it becoming?
Alexander: It'll be coming off any minute now!


--Robert Woolsey (as ) in So This Is Africa

Bob: Get that silly look off of your face! Every time you do that I know you're ready to lift something--and you promised me you weren't gonna steal another thing!
Bert: You know I can't help lifting things. It's a disease! Y'know, the doctor says that I'm a kleptomaniac.
Bob: Yeah, well why don't you take something for it?
Bert: I've taken everything. But you know, I don't really steal.
Bob: Aw, no, you don't steal--you just find a lot of things that haven't been lost, that's all!


--Robert Woolsey (as ) in Cockeyed Cavaliers

Bob: Hi there, Jen! Doggone, what a beautiful dress you have on!
Lady Genevieve: My dressmaker says it's the coming thing.
Bob: Heh! It must be coming--because there's a lot of it that hasn't arrived yet.


--Robert Woolsey (as ) in Cockeyed Cavaliers

Newton: He walked out on us. Remind me to hate him, will you?


--Robert Woolsey (as Newton) in The Nitwits

Newton: I cut his ear from throat to throat.


--Robert Woolsey (as Newton) in The Nitwits