Sparks Moran: [narrating] The last member of the deadly quartet is Pete Peterson Jr., the son of Pete Peterson Sr., famous vaudeville bird mimic. Pete Jr. inherited his father's talent for bird imitation, but unfortunately he blew his brain out of whack while imitating a whooping crane at the Elks' convention picnic in Oshkosh in 1942. Since then, anyone has been able to convince Pete of anything.


--Robert Towne (as ) in Creature from the Haunted Sea

Sparks Moran: [narrating] This is Happy Jack Monahan, so called because he developed a muscle-spasm in his cheek from watching too many Humphrey Bogart pictures.


--Robert Towne (as ) in Creature from the Haunted Sea

Sparks Moran: [to Mary-Belle] Listen, I have a plan. As soon as we get there, we'll wait for night and when Renzo isn't looking, we'll jump off and swim for shore through shark-infested waters so no one'll follow us, then we'll steal a sailing dingy and head for Brazil.


--Robert Towne (as ) in Creature from the Haunted Sea

[first lines]
Sparks Moran: [narrating] I had to go the Santo Domingo bar and I had to find Agent XK-120, whom I'd never met.


--Robert Towne (as ) in Creature from the Haunted Sea

[last lines]
Sparks Moran: So I got the girl... and guess who got the gold.


--Robert Towne (as ) in Creature from the Haunted Sea

[Renzo flees the monster attacking his boat]
Sparks Moran: Renzo loved Mary-Belle, but he was the skipper and decided to go down ahead of his ship.


--Robert Towne (as ) in Creature from the Haunted Sea

[the monster surfaces next to Renzo's boat]
Sparks Moran: This was it, but there was only one thing a trained representative of the American government could do at a time like this - get out of there!


--Robert Towne (as ) in Creature from the Haunted Sea