Pardner:
You're diggin' a hole.
Mad Jack: Hey, you don't miss a trick, do yah?
--Ray Walston (as Mad Jack Duncan) in Paint Your Wagon
Mad Jack: Hey, you don't miss a trick, do yah?
--Ray Walston (as Mad Jack Duncan) in Paint Your Wagon
Horace Tabor:
Wait a minute! You can't buy a woman for money.
Mad Jack Duncan: You just try and get one without it.
--Ray Walston (as Mad Jack Duncan) in Paint Your Wagon
Mad Jack Duncan: You just try and get one without it.
--Ray Walston (as Mad Jack Duncan) in Paint Your Wagon
Joe Boyd:
What happens after I stop being a baseball player? Then where would I be?
Mr. Applegate: [laughs] Well now, of course that's fairly well known.
Joe Boyd: Yes, but I have...
Mr. Applegate: After all, there's nothing unusual about it. How do you suppose some of these politicians around town got started? And parking lot owners?
--Ray Walston (as Mr. Applegate) in Damn Yankees
Mr. Applegate: [laughs] Well now, of course that's fairly well known.
Joe Boyd: Yes, but I have...
Mr. Applegate: After all, there's nothing unusual about it. How do you suppose some of these politicians around town got started? And parking lot owners?
--Ray Walston (as Mr. Applegate) in Damn Yankees
Mad Jack Duncan:
I don't give a bloody damn how a man prays!
Mad Jack Duncan: There's enough room in hell for all of us!
--Ray Walston (as Mad Jack Duncan) in Paint Your Wagon
Mad Jack Duncan: There's enough room in hell for all of us!
--Ray Walston (as Mad Jack Duncan) in Paint Your Wagon
Mr. Applegate:
[to Gloria Thorpe] Oh, don't be so nosey, huh? Go home. Get married. Have children!
--Ray Walston (as Mr. Applegate) in Damn Yankees
--Ray Walston (as Mr. Applegate) in Damn Yankees
Mr. Applegate:
Going a little far don't you think?
Lola: What's the matter? Didn't ya like it?
Mr. Applegate: I like it fine. Puff him up baby, I'll bring him down again.
Lola: You'll what?
Mr. Applegate: It's already started. Keep your eyes open, homewrecker. You'll find out who's got the pain in the mambo.
--Ray Walston (as Mr. Applegate) in Damn Yankees
Lola: What's the matter? Didn't ya like it?
Mr. Applegate: I like it fine. Puff him up baby, I'll bring him down again.
Lola: You'll what?
Mr. Applegate: It's already started. Keep your eyes open, homewrecker. You'll find out who's got the pain in the mambo.
--Ray Walston (as Mr. Applegate) in Damn Yankees
Mr. Applegate:
Well if you're referring to the rumor that in reality he is Shifty McCoy, I deny it emphatically.
--Ray Walston (as Mr. Applegate) in Damn Yankees
--Ray Walston (as Mr. Applegate) in Damn Yankees
Mr. Applegate:
With my help a lot of things come easy.
[lights a cigarette from within his hand and Joe looks shocked]
Mr. Applegate: Ohhhh, uh, do you smoke?
Joe Boyd: Hey... how'd you pull that off?
Mr. Applegate: I'm handy with fire.
--Ray Walston (as Mr. Applegate) in Damn Yankees
[lights a cigarette from within his hand and Joe looks shocked]
Mr. Applegate: Ohhhh, uh, do you smoke?
Joe Boyd: Hey... how'd you pull that off?
Mr. Applegate: I'm handy with fire.
--Ray Walston (as Mr. Applegate) in Damn Yankees
Mr. Applegate:
Wives! They cause me more trouble than the Methodist church.
--Ray Walston (as Mr. Applegate) in Damn Yankees
--Ray Walston (as Mr. Applegate) in Damn Yankees
Mr. John P. Tuttle:
Hey you! I'm leaving *your* house!
--Ray Walston (as Mr. Quimby) in Who's Minding the Store?
--Ray Walston (as Mr. Quimby) in Who's Minding the Store?
