Alfie:
I don't want no bird's respect - I wouldn't know what to do with it.
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
Alfie:
I've never told her that I love her - except at those times when you've *got* to say something for appearance's sake.
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
Alfie:
I've told you before to be careful where you put your legs.
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
Alfie:
If you lose a bird you can always replace her. But with a child it's different.
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
Alfie:
My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know.
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
Alfie:
She's got a little ginger moustache. But I find I'm quite willing to overlook the odd blemish in a woman, providing she's got something to make up for it. Well, that's what we're all here for, innit - to help each other out in this life.
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
Alfie:
What I loved once and what I love now are two different things.
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
--Michael Caine (as Alfie) in Alfie
Capt. Douglas:
...How did the other English officers die?
Capt. Cyril Leech: Unexpectedly.
--Michael Caine (as ) in Play Dirty
Capt. Cyril Leech: Unexpectedly.
--Michael Caine (as ) in Play Dirty
Charlie Croker:
It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.
--Michael Caine (as ) in The Italian Job
--Michael Caine (as ) in The Italian Job
