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Tortoise Beats Hare

Tortoise Beats Hare

Bugs Bunny: [after reading title] "Tortoise Beats Hare"? Why those stupid joiks don't know what they're talking about! And I outta know, I woik for 'em!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Tortoise Beats Hare

Rebel Rabbit

Rebel Rabbit

Bugs Bunny: [after sawing off the state of Florida and the state floats out to sea] South America, take it away!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Rebel Rabbit

Hurdy-Gurdy Hare

Hurdy-Gurdy Hare

Bugs Bunny: [after the gorilla falls through the floor and comes out covered in debris from the subway he fell into] Okay, push in! Plenty of room in the center of the car! Push in, plenty of room ! Push in! I used to work on the shuttle fro Times Square to Grand Central. Atta boy, step in. Come on, push through.
[Pushes gorilla back down the same hole]
Bugs Bunny: Ain't I a devil?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Hurdy-Gurdy Hare

Easter Yeggs

Easter Yeggs

Bugs Bunny: [as Bugs and Elmer emerge from the Tunnel of Love] I'll bet you say that to all the wabbits!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Easter Yeggs

Falling Hare

Falling Hare

Bugs Bunny: [as Bugs sees the gremlin hitting the bomb, trying to detonate it, with a mallet] Hey, let me give a whack at it?
[Just as Bugs was about to hit it, in a louder voice in shock]
Bugs Bunny: HEY, WHAT AM I DOING?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Falling Hare


Hare Tonic

Hare Tonic

Bugs Bunny: [as Dr. Killpatient] Tell me, Mr. Fudd. Do you have any rabbit inclinations?
Elmer Fudd: Well, no.
Bugs Bunny: What's 2x2?
Elmer Fudd: Four.
Bugs Bunny: 3x3?
Elmer Fudd: Six.
Bugs Bunny: Ah, ha! Multiplying!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Hare Tonic

Hare Tonic

Hare Tonic

Bugs Bunny: [as Dr. Kilpatient] Okay Doc let me test your reflexes,
[hits his knee with a mallet]
Bugs Bunny: first this one,
[hits his other knee]
Bugs Bunny: than that one, this one, that one, this one, that one
[Bugs and Elmer go off into a Russian Dance]
Bugs Bunny: Hey!
Elmer Fudd: [suddenly realizing] Hey you're not a doctor you're that scwewy wabbit!
Bugs Bunny: [continues dancing] Hey!
[Elmer whips out a shotgun and shoots at him]
Bugs Bunny: Hey!,Hey!,Hey!
[runs away]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Hare Tonic

Slick Hare

Slick Hare

Bugs Bunny: [as Groucho Marx] I hope you won't mind waiting while I remove these wet things and slip into a dry martini.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Slick Hare

Wideo Wabbit

Wideo Wabbit

Bugs Bunny: [as Liberace] George!
[giant piano-keys smile]
Bugs Bunny: that's my brother george.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Wideo Wabbit

Little Red Riding Rabbit

Little Red Riding Rabbit

Bugs Bunny: [as Red Riding Hood interrupts him at the end] I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning!
[Replaces the Wolf with Red Riding Hood over a shovel of coal with heavy things piled on top]


--Mel Blanc (as Bugs Bunny) in Little Red Riding Rabbit

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