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Ride Ranger Ride

Ride Ranger Ride

Col. Summerall: What have you to say for yourself, Autry?
Texas Ranger Gene Autry: I'm positive the Indians were trying to draw us into an ambush. I only shot to prevent the one with the mirror from giving the signal.
Col. Summerall: Did anyone see the Indians in ambush?
Lt. Bob Cameron: No, sir.
Rufe Jones: Didn't have to see 'em, Colonel. Indians don't carry mirrors to see how pretty they are.


--Max Terhune (as ) in Ride Ranger Ride

Ride Ranger Ride

Ride Ranger Ride

Little Wolf: Black horses beat white horses.
Rufe Jones: You'll full of loco weed, Indian.
Little Wolf: Little Wolf know.
Rufe Jones: You do, huh?
[Rufe pats Frog on the shoulder]
Rufe Jones: Bet his scalp against a pair of moccasins he beats the black horses.
Little Wolf: Me takem bet.
Frog Millhouse: Well, hey, what do I get out of this?
Rufe Jones: You get to keep your hair if you win.


--Max Terhune (as ) in Ride Ranger Ride

Ride Ranger Ride

Ride Ranger Ride

Texas Ranger Gene Autry: I think you're walking into a trap.
Lt. Bob Cameron: That's my responsibility, Autry.
Rufe Jones: Sure, but we're with you!


--Max Terhune (as ) in Ride Ranger Ride

Ride Ranger Ride

Ride Ranger Ride

Texas Ranger Gene Autry: Just saddle our horses and trot 'em by in front of the guard house.
Frog Millhouse: Horses?
Rufe Jones: Yeah, horses. You know, the things you fall off of.


--Max Terhune (as ) in Ride Ranger Ride

Three Texas Steers

Three Texas Steers

Stony Brooke: We gotta figure out some way to help Nancy.
Lullaby Joslin: If I was Nancy, I'd be just a little bit tired of our help.
Stony Brooke: Well, we can't let her lose her ranch.
Tucson Smith: What about ours? If we can't pay our own mortgage, we won't have any place to sleep.
Lullaby Joslin: Oh, yes we will. We'll have a nice cozy cell to sleep in for the next twenty years, if Mr. Brooke keeps bein' helpful.


--Max Terhune (as ) in Three Texas Steers


Three Texas Steers

Three Texas Steers

Stony Brooke: What happened to you? Did you fall into a watering trough?
Lullaby Joslin: No, I just fell into a Saturday night!


--Max Terhune (as ) in Three Texas Steers

Hit the Saddle

Hit the Saddle

Lullaby Joslin: I know just how Stoney feels about it. Why, my third wife used to raise a ruckus every time I left her. Too bad about her, though. Took her out riding one day. She fell off her horse, broke her leg... we had to shoot her.


--Max Terhune (as ) in Hit the Saddle

Ride Ranger Ride

Ride Ranger Ride

Rufe Jones: Lieutenant, when you see Indians be careful - and when you don't see Indians, be more careful.


--Max Terhune (as ) in Ride Ranger Ride

Red River Range

Red River Range

Jane Mason: Won't you sit next to Mr. Joslin, Mr. Smith?
Tucson Smith: Thank you, but you can cut out the "Mister" business and just call me "Tucson."
Lullaby Joslin: Why not? All the rest of the gals do.


--Max Terhune (as ) in Red River Range

Hit the Saddle

Hit the Saddle

[after Stoney and Rita sing a duet]
Tucson Smith: As I live and breathe, if it isn't one of them singin' cowboys!
Lullaby Joslin: That was grand singin'. I ain't heard the like since my grandpap Zubie was hung.


--Max Terhune (as ) in Hit the Saddle

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