Frederick Carver:
Ahh this is the new kidney case.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Yes Mr Bean.
Frederick Carver: Ahh, Kidney Bean.
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Again Doctor
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Yes Mr Bean.
Frederick Carver: Ahh, Kidney Bean.
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Again Doctor
Julius Caesar:
I've cleaned up this city. Have you forgotten my slogan? 'Nihil expectore in omnibus' - no spitting on the public transport.
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Cleo
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Julius Caesar:
Infamy, infamy. They've all got it in for me.
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Cleo
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Julius Caesar:
Tony!
Mark Antony: Julie! I caught you with your toga up!
Julius Caesar: Oh yes, I'm sorry I've caught something, one of these local things I can't seem to shake off. It's called "a-stinking-cold"!
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Mark Antony: Julie! I caught you with your toga up!
Julius Caesar: Oh yes, I'm sorry I've caught something, one of these local things I can't seem to shake off. It's called "a-stinking-cold"!
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Cleo
The Khasi of Kalabar:
They will die the death of a thousand cuts!
Princess Jelhi: Oh! But that's horrible!
The Khasi of Kalabar: Not at all my little desert flower, the British are used to cuts!
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On up the Khyber
Princess Jelhi: Oh! But that's horrible!
The Khasi of Kalabar: Not at all my little desert flower, the British are used to cuts!
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On up the Khyber
[after a servant rings a gong, in the style of the famous Rank Organisation logo]
The Khasi of Kalabar: I do wish you wouldn't keep doing that. Rank stupidity!
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On up the Khyber
The Khasi of Kalabar: I do wish you wouldn't keep doing that. Rank stupidity!
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On up the Khyber
[On removal of the patient's bandages, he is invisible]
Dr. Tinkle: Oh. I still don't like the look of him.
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Doctor
Dr. Tinkle: Oh. I still don't like the look of him.
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Doctor
[Reading a letter from Seneca]
Mark Antony: Hello - there is news from Egypt, Ptolemy is trying to usurp Cleopatra.
Julius Caesar: Trying to do what with her?
Mark Antony: Usurp her.
Julius Caesar: Sound positively revolting.
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Mark Antony: Hello - there is news from Egypt, Ptolemy is trying to usurp Cleopatra.
Julius Caesar: Trying to do what with her?
Mark Antony: Usurp her.
Julius Caesar: Sound positively revolting.
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Cleo
[romantically in the operating theatre to each other in thought and not in voice]
Matron: What a wonderful man you are, oh how I love you.
Dr. Kenneth Tinkle: Oh how I love you.
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Doctor
Matron: What a wonderful man you are, oh how I love you.
Dr. Kenneth Tinkle: Oh how I love you.
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Doctor
[running gag]
Julius Caesar: Friends, Romans...
Whoever happens to be next to him: Countrymen.
Julius Caesar: I know!
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Julius Caesar: Friends, Romans...
Whoever happens to be next to him: Countrymen.
Julius Caesar: I know!
--Kenneth Williams (as ) in Carry On Cleo
