Ottar:
[to Stark] Get your filthy hands off her, you big slobbering dog!
--Jonathan Haze (as ) in The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent
--Jonathan Haze (as ) in The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent
Seymour Krelboin:
Did you call me, Mr. Mushnick?
Gravis Mushnik: No, I was calling John D. Rockefeller for to make a loan on my Rolls Royce!
Seymour Krelboin: Sorry I said it.
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
Gravis Mushnik: No, I was calling John D. Rockefeller for to make a loan on my Rolls Royce!
Seymour Krelboin: Sorry I said it.
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
Leonora Clyde:
Speak for yourself, John.
[He snaps out of his trance]
Seymour Krelboin: My name is Seymour.
Leonora Clyde: [mockingly] "My name is Seymour!"
Seymour Krelboin: That's my name, too!
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
[He snaps out of his trance]
Seymour Krelboin: My name is Seymour.
Leonora Clyde: [mockingly] "My name is Seymour!"
Seymour Krelboin: That's my name, too!
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
Leonora Clyde:
What's the matter? Don't you like me?
Seymour Krelboin: Too bony.
Leonora Clyde: Too bony? Nobody's ever told me that before.
Seymour Krelboin: Beef is better than veal.
[She stands up]
Leonora Clyde: You're such a do-do! What do you call this, chopped liver?
[He pokes her side]
Seymour Krelboin: Master would like more fat.
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
Seymour Krelboin: Too bony.
Leonora Clyde: Too bony? Nobody's ever told me that before.
Seymour Krelboin: Beef is better than veal.
[She stands up]
Leonora Clyde: You're such a do-do! What do you call this, chopped liver?
[He pokes her side]
Seymour Krelboin: Master would like more fat.
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
Adam Heyer:
Hello, boys. Something I can do for you?
Gangster dressed as a cop: Yes, you can shut up!
--Jonathan Haze (as ) in The St. Valentine's Day Massacre
Gangster dressed as a cop: Yes, you can shut up!
--Jonathan Haze (as ) in The St. Valentine's Day Massacre
Gravis Mushnik:
Who... I mean... what did that plant eat last night?
Seymour Krelboin: Uh... about a million Japanese beetles.
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
Seymour Krelboin: Uh... about a million Japanese beetles.
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
Gravis Mushnik:
You have perhaps an explanation for this?
Seymour Krelboin: No, but if you give me a minute I'll think of one.
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
Seymour Krelboin: No, but if you give me a minute I'll think of one.
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
[repeated line]
Seymour Krelboin: I didn't mean it!
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
Seymour Krelboin: I didn't mean it!
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
[repeated line]
Seymour Krelboin: Oh boy!
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
Seymour Krelboin: Oh boy!
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
[Seymour walks into the shop holding a bag with Dr. Farb's body in it]
Audrey Jr.: Give me food!
Seymour Krelboin: Aw, take it easy, Dracula. What do you think I'm carrying here, my dirty laundry?
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
Audrey Jr.: Give me food!
Seymour Krelboin: Aw, take it easy, Dracula. What do you think I'm carrying here, my dirty laundry?
--Jonathan Haze (as Seymour Krelboyne) in The Little Shop of Horrors
