Narrator: [after Goofy crashes into an empty pool] It is customary to have the pool filled with water.


--John McLeish (as ) in How to Swim

Narrator: [Goofy has fallen off his horse] When you've fallen from a horse, lie quietly. Remember, a horse will never step on a fallen rider.
[the horse jumps on Goofy's back]


--John McLeish (as ) in The Reluctant Dragon

Narrator: And now it is time to say goodbye. Goodbye.


--John McLeish (as ) in The Dover Boys

Narrator: No truer has ever been uttered than those of Confucius, or some other philosopher, who said, "The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a man."


--John McLeish (as ) in The Reluctant Dragon

Narrator: Out and away the most popular fellows at Pimento U. are the three Dover Boys: Tom, the fun-loving member of the trio; Dick, a serious lad of 18 summers, plus a winter in Florida - as related in "The Dover Boys in the Everglades"; and Larry, the youngest of the three jerks... er, brothers.


--John McLeish (as ) in The Dover Boys

Narrator: Poor Dora. Will no one save her from this predicament? Will no one come to her assistance? But hold on. What's this? It looks like an alert young scout, and that's just what it is. He'll not fail her, I'll venture.


--John McLeish (as ) in The Dover Boys

Narrator: Yes, the horse, the servant of mankind, the aristocrat of the animal kingdom. Noble, faithful, obedient, and kind, most magnificent of all dumb animals
Horse: Dumb?


--John McLeish (as ) in The Reluctant Dragon

Prosecutor: As trustee of the Toad estate, were you aware of the defendant's mania for motorcars?
Angus MacBadger: Well, I...
Prosecutor: And that, due to his reckless behavior, you had cut off his allowance?
Angus MacBadger: Well, I...
Prosecutor: And that he was, to the best of your knowledge, without funds?
Angus MacBadger: Well, I...
Prosecutor: That is all! Thank you.


--John McLeish (as Prosecutor) in The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

Mr. Wheeler: [yelling at a tow truck that is towing his now-totaled car away with him in it honking the horn] Come on! Move over! Get out of the way, roadhog!
Narrator: Too bad, Mr. Wheeler. You've broken your toy. But let this be a lesson, Mr. Wheeler: drive safely, play fair, give the other fellow a break, and...
Mr. Wheeler: [yelling at the narrator] Aw, shut up!


--John McLeish (as ) in Motor Mania

[first lines]
Narrator: How to fish. Successful angling no longer depends upon fisherman's luck. For today, fishing has become a truly fascinating science. When to fish can be determined by the astrological signs of the zodiac, whose countless stars and planets control all the tides of the Earth's waters. Hence, when Neptune enters the constellation of Pisces, or "fishes", the cosmic vibrations create in the fish an uncontrollable desire to bite. When the Earth enters this celestial orbit, it too falls under the powerful influence of these vibrations.


--John McLeish (as ) in How to Fish