Gripweed:
Well, our officer calls me up and he says to me, he says, "Musketeer Gripweed..." He was a tall chap, some would call him weedy. I did. He said to me, and bear in mind that we were some few hundred miles behind enemy lines. He said, "green, green, green," so I did.
--John Lennon (as Gripweed) in How I Won the War
--John Lennon (as Gripweed) in How I Won the War
John:
[cuts tailor's tape measure with scissors and in girly voice] I now declare this bridge open!
--John Lennon (as John) in A Hard Day's Night
--John Lennon (as John) in A Hard Day's Night
John:
[finding a season ticket in his soup] What's this?
Ringo: A season ticket. What do you think it is?
John: Oh. I like a lot of seasoning in me soup.
--John Lennon (as John) in Help!
Ringo: A season ticket. What do you think it is?
John: Oh. I like a lot of seasoning in me soup.
--John Lennon (as John) in Help!
John:
[John is combing a fake beard in the mirror; girlish voice] My name's Betty.
--John Lennon (as John) in A Hard Day's Night
--John Lennon (as John) in A Hard Day's Night
John:
[referring to Ringo after he and his drums have crashed through the sawn-through floor to the room below] It was you buzzing! You naughty boy!
--John Lennon (as John) in Help!
--John Lennon (as John) in Help!
John:
[to Grandpa as he sulks] Don't worry son, we'll get you the best lawyer green stamps can buy.
Paul: Oh ho, it's a laugh a line with Lennon!
John: Anyway, it's your fault.
Paul: Why me?
John: Why not you?
[pause, he looks around baggage holding, pats the dog next to him]
John: God, it's depressing in here, isn't it? Funny. They usually reckon dogs more than people in England. You'd expect something more palatial.
[turns back to Paul]
John: Let's do something then.
Paul: Like what?
[John takes out a pack of cards]
Paul: Okay.
George: [as the schoolgirls arrive to watch] There's the girls.
Ringo: I'll deal.
John: [Ringo separates the cards into two even piles and simply flicks through them] Aye aye, the Liverpool Shuffle.
Ringo: [after montage of them playing with 'I Should Have Known Better' in background, Ringo has won] Mine, all mine!
John: He's wearing his lucky rings.
--John Lennon (as John) in A Hard Day's Night
Paul: Oh ho, it's a laugh a line with Lennon!
John: Anyway, it's your fault.
Paul: Why me?
John: Why not you?
[pause, he looks around baggage holding, pats the dog next to him]
John: God, it's depressing in here, isn't it? Funny. They usually reckon dogs more than people in England. You'd expect something more palatial.
[turns back to Paul]
John: Let's do something then.
Paul: Like what?
[John takes out a pack of cards]
Paul: Okay.
George: [as the schoolgirls arrive to watch] There's the girls.
Ringo: I'll deal.
John: [Ringo separates the cards into two even piles and simply flicks through them] Aye aye, the Liverpool Shuffle.
Ringo: [after montage of them playing with 'I Should Have Known Better' in background, Ringo has won] Mine, all mine!
John: He's wearing his lucky rings.
--John Lennon (as John) in A Hard Day's Night
John:
He's sex obsessed! The older generation's leading our nation in a state of galloping ruin!
--John Lennon (as John) in A Hard Day's Night
--John Lennon (as John) in A Hard Day's Night
