King Brian: [singing] Oh singin's no sin, and drinkin's no crime, if you have one drink only, just one at at a time.


--Jimmy O'Dea (as ) in Darby O'Gill and the Little People

King Brian: [to Darby, about Michael] And him a Dublin man!


--Jimmy O'Dea (as ) in Darby O'Gill and the Little People

King Brian: [to Darby] How would you like to have me put a hump on your back!


--Jimmy O'Dea (as ) in Darby O'Gill and the Little People

King Brian: [to Darby] You murderin', deceitful, blind staggerin' toolameron!


--Jimmy O'Dea (as ) in Darby O'Gill and the Little People

King Brian: Three wishes I'll grant ye, great wishes an' small! But you wish a fourth and you'll lose them all!
[laughs]


--Jimmy O'Dea (as ) in Darby O'Gill and the Little People

King Brian: Well, Darby O'Gill, 'tis pleased and delighted I am to see ya again.
Darby O'Gill: Thank you, Sir. It's a grand place you've got here.
King Brian: It does well enough. Sit down, man. Over there.


--Jimmy O'Dea (as ) in Darby O'Gill and the Little People

Darby O'Gill: [calling for help] King Brian! King Brian! King Brian!
King Brian: [materializing behind him] What is it, man?
Darby O'Gill: Your Highness!
King Brian: What is it?
Darby O'Gill: [pointing] It's the Coiste-bodhar! The death coach! Send it away! It's comin' for Katie! Send it away!
King Brian: But it's not within my powers, man! Once it sets out it can never return empty!
Darby O'Gill: Then give me me third wish, and let it take me instead!
King Brian: You don't know what you're askin' for!
Darby O'Gill: You promised! Don't break your word!
King Brian: Darby O'Gill, never in me born days...
Darby O'Gill: Give me me third wish!
King Brian: [shakes his head] More's the pity. Granted.


--Jimmy O'Dea (as ) in Darby O'Gill and the Little People

Darby O'Gill: I declare my soul, when I tell 'em this, down at the pub, they won't believe a word of it.
King Brian: Aye, you can't do that, Darby.


--Jimmy O'Dea (as ) in Darby O'Gill and the Little People

[Darby is inside the fairy mountain]
King Brian: Once you're here, there's no goin' back.
Darby O'Gill: [standing] I gotta get back to Katie!
King Brian: Ah, you needn't worry about Katie. She'll give you a grand wake an' then she'll forget all about you.
Darby O'Gill: [angrily] Mind what you say about Katie!
King Brian: Calm yourself now, calm yourself!
Darby O'Gill: What've I ever done to you?
King Brian: Nothing, Darby.
Darby O'Gill: Who tells all the stories about ye?
King Brian: You do, Darby.
Darby O'Gill: Aye, who makes the women watch where they're throwin' their wash water when you an' your lads are out walking invisible?
King Brian: You do, Darby.
Darby O'Gill: An' who makes the men tip their hats respectful to every swirl o' dust?
King Brian: You. You've done grand.
Darby O'Gill: So you put the come-hither on me, that's 'ow ye pay me back! You ungrateful little frainey! Your heart's as cold as a white Christmas!
[the other leprechauns start shouting angrily]
Darby O'Gill: They better watch what they're sayin'. I speak Gaelic too! Now you listen to me!
King Brian: No, you listen to me! Phadrig Oge was standin' under the white thorn tree by the summer house when his Lordship gave you the bad news today. And, the moment I heard you were in trouble I swore I'd take you out of it! And if you're the good, decent man I think you are, you'll be showin' me a little bit of gratitude!
Darby O'Gill: [abashed] I am grateful.
King Brian: Then you can forget the tears an' troubles of the world outside. There's nothin' but fun and diversion here!


--Jimmy O'Dea (as ) in Darby O'Gill and the Little People

[inside the Death Coach]
Darby O'Gill: In the years to come, maybe you'll keep an eye on Katie and Michael.
King Brian: I'll do that. T'is a pity you won't be there to see them married.
Darby O'Gill: Ah, it's better for the old to die than the young. In the end, we all have to go.
King Brian: That ye do.
[pause, King Brian gets a sly look on his face]
King Brian: I wish I could go with you all the way.
Darby O'Gill: [sighs] I wish ye could, too.
King Brian: [laughing] An' you a knowledgeable man! Ha ha ha ha! Darby, you've wished your *fourth* wish!
[Darby starts]
King Brian: Good-bye, Darby me friend!
[Brian magically pushes him out of the coach; the coach drives off with Brian inside, still laughing]


--Jimmy O'Dea (as ) in Darby O'Gill and the Little People