Gilbert Parker: What's sauce for the goose, the gander ought to get in on too!


--Jerome Courtland (as ) in Together Again

Corliss Archer: [When Dexter refuses to buy a guest towel from Corliss at a charity bazaar] You claim to love me so much, and then when it comes to putting up a measly dollar for a guest towel, you're not interested.
Dexter Franklin: Well, gee whiz.
Corliss Archer: Oh, it's all right, Dexter. Forget it. And when it comes to taking me out to the movies tonight, I'm not interested.
Dexter Franklin: [reluctantly] Okay, give me a towel.
Corliss Archer: [glancing in Dexter's wallet] Dexter, you've got a five dollar bill in there!
Dexter Franklin: Yeah, it's gonna stay there.
Corliss Archer: Oh, Dexter, you wouldn't want Mildred to sell more than me, would you? Come on, be a sport. It's for the USO!
Dexter Franklin: Okay, give me five.
Corliss Archer: Oh, Dexter! You're really very sweet.
[kisses him]
Dexter Franklin: Wow! Holy cow!


--Jerome Courtland (as Dexter Franklin) in Kiss and Tell