Jerry: Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!


--Jack Lemmon (as Jerry/Daphne) in Some Like It Hot

Joe/Josephine: [grabbing Daphne by the collar] Daphne?
Daphne: Well, I never did like the name Geraldine.


--Jack Lemmon (as Jerry/Daphne) in Some Like It Hot

Joe: Jerry, Jerry, will you take my advice? Forget about the whole thing, will ya? Just keep telling yourself: you're a boy, you're a boy.
Jerry: I'm a boy.
Joe: That's the boy.
Jerry: I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I wish I were dead. I'm a boy. Boy, oh boy, am I a boy. Now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present?
Joe: What engagement present?
Jerry: Osgood gave me a bracelet.
Joe: [takes it and inspects the stones with Beinstock's glasses] Hey, these are real diamonds!
Jerry: Of course they're real! What do you think? My fiance is a bum?


--Jack Lemmon (as Jerry/Daphne) in Some Like It Hot

Joe: But, you're not a girl! You're a guy, and, why would a guy wanna marry a guy?
Jerry: Security!


--Jack Lemmon (as Jerry/Daphne) in Some Like It Hot

Joe: There's another problem.
Jerry: Like what?
Joe: Like, what are you gonna do on your honeymoon?
Jerry: We've been discussing that. He wants to go to the Riviera but I kinda lean towards Niagara Falls.


--Jack Lemmon (as Jerry/Daphne) in Some Like It Hot

Joe: We didn't see anything!
Jerry: We didn't hear anything either!


--Jack Lemmon (as Jerry/Daphne) in Some Like It Hot

Joe: What are you worried about? This job is going to last a long time.
Jerry: Well, suppose it doesn't?
Joe: Jerry, boy, why do you have to paint everything so black? Suppose you got hit by a truck. Suppose the stock market crashes. Suppose Mary Pickford divorces Douglas Fairbanks. Suppose the Dodgers leave Brooklyn!
Jerry: [Jerry notices the badge of an undercover agent at a nearby table] Joe...?
Joe: Suppose Lake Michigan overflows.
Jerry: Well, don't look now, but the whole town is underwater!


--Jack Lemmon (as Jerry/Daphne) in Some Like It Hot

Osgood: I am Osgood Fielding the third.
Daphne: I'm Cinderella the second.


--Jack Lemmon (as Jerry/Daphne) in Some Like It Hot

Osgood: Right now, she [his mother] thinks I'm out there on my yacht - deep sea fishing!
Daphne: Well, pull in your reel, Mr. Fielding, you're barking up the wrong fish!


--Jack Lemmon (as Jerry/Daphne) in Some Like It Hot

Osgood: You must be quite a girl.
Daphne: Wanna bet?


--Jack Lemmon (as Jerry/Daphne) in Some Like It Hot