Daniel J. 'Bugs' Raymond: Count Jimmy out.
District Attorney: No, I think I'd like to let the prison doctor do that.


--Henry Kolker (as ) in Quick Millions

Dorothy: Did you have an accident, Ned?
Edward 'Ned' Seton: Apparently. I don't seem to have been there when it happened.


--Henry Kolker (as Edward Seton) in Holiday

Edward 'Ned' Seton: Walk, don't run, to the nearest exit.


--Henry Kolker (as Edward Seton) in Holiday

Edward 'Ned' Seton: What's it like to get drunk, Ned?
Edward 'Ned' Seton: Well, I... how drunk?
Edward 'Ned' Seton: Good and drunk!
Linda Seton: Oh, it's wonderful. You see, you think clear as crystal. But every move, every situation is a problem. It gets pretty interesting.
Linda Seton: You get beaten in the end though, don't you?
Linda Seton: Sure, but that's okay.
Edward 'Ned' Seton: Where do you wind up?
Edward 'Ned' Seton: Where does anybody wind up? You die... that's okay, too.
Linda Seton: Oh, Ned! that's awful!
Edward 'Ned' Seton: Think so? Other things are worse.


--Henry Kolker (as Edward Seton) in Holiday

Edward 'Ned' Seton: You know, most people, including Johnny and yourself, make a big mistake about Julia. They're taken in by her looks. At bottom, she's a very dull girl and the life she pictures for herself is the life she belongs in.


--Henry Kolker (as Edward Seton) in Holiday

Edward 'Ned' Seton: You see, Father wanted a large family so Mother promptly had Linda, but Linda was a girl so Mother promptly had Julia, but Julia was a girl and the whole thing seemed hopeless. Then, the following year Mother had me, it was a boy and the fair name of Seaton would flourish.
[Toasting]
Edward 'Ned' Seton: Drink to Mother , Johnny, she tried to be a Seaton for a while, then gave up and died.
Johnny Case: You're talking out of your hat, Ned.
Edward 'Ned' Seton: I'm not.


--Henry Kolker (as Edward Seton) in Holiday

Edward 'Ned' Seton: You're twice as attractive as Julia ever thought of being. You've got twice the looks, twice the mind and ten times the quality. You could charm a bird off a tree if you would, and why not? If you were in her way she'd ride you down like a rabbit.


--Henry Kolker (as Edward Seton) in Holiday

Edward Seton: Interesting neck-tie you have.
[pause]
Edward Seton: I have a haberdasher whose made my ties for many years and that pattern I seem to recognize.
Edward Seton: Perhaps sir, because this happens to be your neck-tie. Ned thought it might bring me luck.


--Henry Kolker (as Edward Seton) in Holiday

Mr. Hollister: I'd still look around if I were you, Mr. Kruger, because if you make just one more mistake, you're through.
Al Kruger: What do you mean, through?
Mr. Hollister: There's just one way to interpret it. That's all, Mr. Kruger.


--Henry Kolker (as Mr. Hollister) in Bullets or Ballots

Lily Powers: Of course, if Fuzzy Wuzzy really wants to give me something, he could put a few more pennies in my bank account.
J.P. Carter: My Dear, ask me something difficult.


--Henry Kolker (as J.P. Carter) in Baby Face