Catherine Freneau:
I have an infuriating lack of talent for doing simple things.
Walter Eckland: You probably don't do them right, that's why.
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Walter Eckland: You probably don't do them right, that's why.
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Catherine Freneau:
Look at their clothes.
Walter Eckland: They're my clothes.
Catherine Freneau: But they're filthy.
Walter Eckland: No, they're dirty, I'm filthy.
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Walter Eckland: They're my clothes.
Catherine Freneau: But they're filthy.
Walter Eckland: No, they're dirty, I'm filthy.
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Catherine Freneau:
Mr. Eckland please keep the boat quiet, the girls are extremely frightened.
Walter Eckland: Will you shut up, lady?
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Walter Eckland: Will you shut up, lady?
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Catherine Freneau:
Quick, get him something to drink.
[Jenny gets bottle of whiskey for Walter]
Catherine Freneau: JENNY!
Jenny: What? I've done it before.
Walter Eckland: No, you haven't.
Jenny: Yes, I have.
Walter Eckland: Shut up.
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
[Jenny gets bottle of whiskey for Walter]
Catherine Freneau: JENNY!
Jenny: What? I've done it before.
Walter Eckland: No, you haven't.
Jenny: Yes, I have.
Walter Eckland: Shut up.
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Catherine Freneau:
Where is your boat?
Walter Eckland: [Indicating the dinghy] It's right there lady. If you spit you'd sink it.
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Walter Eckland: [Indicating the dinghy] It's right there lady. If you spit you'd sink it.
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Commander Frank Houghton RAN:
[Telling Walter the code-names to be used on the radio] I'm Big Bad Wolf, Stebbings here is Bo Peep, and you're...
Lieutenant Stebbings RAN: Mother Goose, Sir.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN: That's it. You're Mother Goose. Now try and remember all that, Walter. It's bloody important.
Walter Eckland: Yeah, bloody.
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Lieutenant Stebbings RAN: Mother Goose, Sir.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN: That's it. You're Mother Goose. Now try and remember all that, Walter. It's bloody important.
Walter Eckland: Yeah, bloody.
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Commander Frank Houghton RAN:
Bride's full name?
Catherine Freneau: Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine Freneau.
Walter Eckland: [Gives Catherine a strange look] Eh!
Commander Frank Houghton RAN: Groom's full name?
Walter Eckland: Walter Christopher Eckland.
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Catherine Freneau: Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine Freneau.
Walter Eckland: [Gives Catherine a strange look] Eh!
Commander Frank Houghton RAN: Groom's full name?
Walter Eckland: Walter Christopher Eckland.
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Commander Frank Houghton RAN:
There's a bit of paperwork to fill out, Walter. Who's the Maid of Honor?
Catherine Freneau: Umm, Elizabeth Anderson.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN: And the Best Man?
Walter Eckland: Uh, Harry MacGregor.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN: Harry?
Walter Eckland: Just believe me.
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Catherine Freneau: Umm, Elizabeth Anderson.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN: And the Best Man?
Walter Eckland: Uh, Harry MacGregor.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN: Harry?
Walter Eckland: Just believe me.
--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose
Marriage License Clerk:
[Reviewing a marriage license] Do you solemly swear that the statements are?... Say! What's the matter with you? You've got the day of your birth down here August 4, 1934. That makes you two years old!
Charlie: That;s right. Next year I'll be eligible for the Kentucky Derby... and if you were marrying a girl like mine, you'd feel that young yourself.
--Cary Grant (as Charlie Mason) in Wedding Present
Charlie: That;s right. Next year I'll be eligible for the Kentucky Derby... and if you were marrying a girl like mine, you'd feel that young yourself.
--Cary Grant (as Charlie Mason) in Wedding Present
Filipino farmer:
[seeing Holden's shoes] Oh! Zappatos!
Lt. Nicholas Holden: Oh no! Not my zappatos.
--Cary Grant (as Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman) in Operation Petticoat
Lt. Nicholas Holden: Oh no! Not my zappatos.
--Cary Grant (as Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman) in Operation Petticoat
