Elmer:
I'm the small shrimp with the flat hat and this is the moll with the blonde sport suit.
--Buster Keaton (as Elmer) in The E-Flat Man
--Buster Keaton (as Elmer) in The E-Flat Man
Erronius:
My daughter, a eunuch?
--Buster Keaton (as Erronius) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
--Buster Keaton (as Erronius) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Farmhand:
[to the dog] Friends?
[shakes the dog's paw]
--Buster Keaton (as Farmhand) in The Scarecrow
[shakes the dog's paw]
--Buster Keaton (as Farmhand) in The Scarecrow
Farmhand:
I don't care how she votes, I'm going to marry her!
--Buster Keaton (as Farmhand) in The Scarecrow
--Buster Keaton (as Farmhand) in The Scarecrow
Professor Post:
Now that is authentic... but it would be much more effective if you were in the nude.
--Buster Keaton (as Professor Post) in Speak Easily
--Buster Keaton (as Professor Post) in Speak Easily
Projectionist:
[as Sherlock Jr., riding on the handlebars of a motorcycle, unaware the driver fell off] Be careful or one of us will get hurt.
--Buster Keaton (as Projectionist / Sherlock, Jr.) in Sherlock Jr.
--Buster Keaton (as Projectionist / Sherlock, Jr.) in Sherlock Jr.
Rollo Treadway:
[to the doorman] I think a long walk would do me good.
--Buster Keaton (as Rollo Treadway) in The Navigator
--Buster Keaton (as Rollo Treadway) in The Navigator
