Bill 'Billy' Williams:
[singing] Out where they say, "Let us be gay," I'm goin' Hollywood. I'll ballyhoo greetings to you, I'm goin' Hollywood. Hey, while you sleepyheads are in that hay, I'll be dancing - I'm gonna be dancing with a sun-kissed baby. And I'm on my way - here's my beret, I'm going Hollywood!
--Bing Crosby (as Bill 'Billy' Williams) in Going Hollywood
--Bing Crosby (as Bill 'Billy' Williams) in Going Hollywood
Bob Wallace:
[into his water glass] Pushing, pushing.
--Bing Crosby (as Bob Wallace) in White Christmas
--Bing Crosby (as Bob Wallace) in White Christmas
Bob Wallace:
[Regarding Phil] I don't know what you see in this tall drink of charged water, but after you get to know him he's almost endurable.
--Bing Crosby (as Bob Wallace) in White Christmas
--Bing Crosby (as Bob Wallace) in White Christmas
Bob Wallace:
[to Judy] You're lucky! You might have been stuck with this weirdsmobile for life!
--Bing Crosby (as Bob Wallace) in White Christmas
--Bing Crosby (as Bob Wallace) in White Christmas
Bob Wallace:
Miss Haynes, if you're ever under a falling building and someone offers to pick you up and carry you to safety, don't think, don't pause, don't hesitate for a moment, just spit in his eye.
Betty Haynes: What did that mean?
Bob Wallace: It means we're going to Vermont.
--Bing Crosby (as Bob Wallace) in White Christmas
Betty Haynes: What did that mean?
Bob Wallace: It means we're going to Vermont.
--Bing Crosby (as Bob Wallace) in White Christmas
Bob Wallace:
You don't expect me to get serious with the kind of characters you and Rita have been throwing at me, do you?
Phil Davis: Well, there have been some nice girls, too, you know.
Bob Wallace: Oh yeah, yeah. Like that nuclear scientist we just met out in the hall.
Phil Davis: All right, they didn't go to college. They didn't go to Smith.
Bob Wallace: Go to Smith? She couldn't even spell it.
--Bing Crosby (as Bob Wallace) in White Christmas
Phil Davis: Well, there have been some nice girls, too, you know.
Bob Wallace: Oh yeah, yeah. Like that nuclear scientist we just met out in the hall.
Phil Davis: All right, they didn't go to college. They didn't go to Smith.
Bob Wallace: Go to Smith? She couldn't even spell it.
--Bing Crosby (as Bob Wallace) in White Christmas
Bob Wallace:
You ought to be horsewhipped. First you, then you, and then you again.
--Bing Crosby (as Bob Wallace) in White Christmas
--Bing Crosby (as Bob Wallace) in White Christmas
Father Chuck O'Malley:
Hail, Alma Mater, thy time-honored halls shall echo with our praise till we die; and round our hearts are the ivy-covered walls of East St. Louis High.
--Bing Crosby (as Father Chuck O'Malley) in Going My Way
--Bing Crosby (as Father Chuck O'Malley) in Going My Way
Father Fitzgibbons:
...And I gave him my blessing
Father Chuck O'Malley: And he gave you the bird?
--Bing Crosby (as Father Chuck O'Malley) in Going My Way
Father Chuck O'Malley: And he gave you the bird?
--Bing Crosby (as Father Chuck O'Malley) in Going My Way
