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Slick Hare

Slick Hare

Bogart: Hey, waiter. C'mere.
Elmer Fudd: Yes sir, Mr. Bogart. Ah, we have some vewy nice...
Bogart: Cut the gab and bring me an order of fried rabbit.
Elmer Fudd: Oh, I'm vewy sorry, Mr. Bogart. But we're just fwesh out of wabbit. Heh-heh-heh-heh. We got some vewy nice Cwepe Suzzette.
Bogart: [Picking up Elmer by the lapels] I said I want rabbit, and I'll give you just 20 minutes to bring it, or else.
[lays a gun on the table]
Elmer Fudd: [nervous] Yes, sir, Mr. Bogart. The customer is always wight. Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh.


--Arthur Q. Bryan (as ) in Slick Hare

Duck! Rabbit! Duck!

Duck! Rabbit! Duck!

Daffy Duck: [to Elmer about Bugs] What is this, a cooking class? Shoot him! Shoot him!
Elmer Fudd: But I haven't got a wicense to shoot a fwicasseeing wabbit.


--Arthur Q. Bryan (as ) in Duck! Rabbit! Duck!

Duck! Rabbit! Duck!

Duck! Rabbit! Duck!

Daffy Duck: All right now, let's go over it once more: now, what are you?
Elmer Fudd: I'm a hunter.
Daffy Duck: And what season is it?
Elmer Fudd: Wabbit season.
Daffy Duck: [pointing to Bugs] And there's a rabbit! Shoot him! Shoot him!
[Elmer hurries over to blast Bugs, but actually just blasts to smithereens a snowman dummy version of him]
Elmer Fudd: Good heavens! He disintegwated.


--Arthur Q. Bryan (as ) in Duck! Rabbit! Duck!

Duck! Rabbit! Duck!

Duck! Rabbit! Duck!

Daffy Duck: Now then, you've got it straight: You're not gonna pay no more attention to no more signs! You're just gonna listen to me, right?
Elmer Fudd: Wight.
Bugs: [disguised as a duck] Quack! Quack!
[moves his eyebrows up and down]
Daffy Duck: Oh, so that's his little game is it? Shoot the duck! Shoot the duck!
Elmer Fudd: [shoots Daffy Duck]


--Arthur Q. Bryan (as ) in Duck! Rabbit! Duck!

The Wabbit Who Came to Supper

The Wabbit Who Came to Supper

Bugs Bunny: [Bugs has just been locked outside. He prepares to bust the door down, but starts choking] Hey, I'm getting pneumonia! Open up! I'll die.
Bugs Bunny: [frantic pounding on door] I'll die! No, I'm too young to die! Please... please let me in! Hey, this scene oughta get me the Academy Award.
[resumes acting]
Bugs Bunny: Say goodbye to Uncle Louie for me... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
[fakes death. Elmer then opens the door]
Elmer Fudd: Uncle Wouie?
[see Bugs on the floor]
Elmer Fudd: What have I done? Thwee miwwion dowwars all shot to pieces.


--Arthur Q. Bryan (as ) in The Wabbit Who Came to Supper


The Hare-Brained Hypnotist

The Hare-Brained Hypnotist

Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, Doc?
Elmer Fudd: At wast! At wast, at wast, at wast! I got him wight where I want him!
[starts to hypnotize Bugs]
Elmer Fudd: Gaze deepwy into my eyes.
Bugs Bunny: Heh, Dracula.
Elmer Fudd: You are getting sweepy, sweepy.
[Bugs goes into his hole, Elmer sticks his head in]
Elmer Fudd: You needn't twy to escape. I have you in my cwutches. So come out of there. Come out.
[Elmer emerges out of the hole, holding a balloon disguised as Bugs; the balloon rises up and takes Elmer with it]
Elmer Fudd: You are Asweep. Asweep and helpwess.


--Arthur Q. Bryan (as ) in The Hare-Brained Hypnotist

Beanstalk Bunny

Beanstalk Bunny

Bugs: You're the Giant in the story of Jack and the Beanstalk, aren't you?
Elmer: Well, yes.
Bugs: And the Giant in the story of Jack and the Beanstalk wasn't after no wabbit, now was he? He was after Jack. Right?
Elmer: Well, I guess maybe that is wight.
Bugs: All right then.
[Pointing to Daffy]
Bugs: He is Jack.
Daffy: It's a lie. It's a lie. My name is, uh, Aloysius. His name is Jack. Jack Rabbit.
Bugs: Oh, no. You're Jack, all right.
Daffy: I am not. You're Jack.
Bugs: You are Jack and you know it, because it is a fact.
Elmer: I guess I'll have to open up with a pair of Jacks.


--Arthur Q. Bryan (as ) in Beanstalk Bunny

What's Opera, Doc?

What's Opera, Doc?

Elmer Fudd as Siegfried: I'll kill the wabbit! Awise storm! North wind bwow! South wind bwow! Huwwicanes! Typhoons! Earthquakes! *Smog!*


--Arthur Q. Bryan (as ) in What's Opera, Doc?

What's Opera, Doc?

What's Opera, Doc?

Elmer Fudd as Siegfried: Oh, what have I done? / I've killed the wabbit / Poor wittle bunny / Poor wittle wabbit.


--Arthur Q. Bryan (as ) in What's Opera, Doc?

What's Opera, Doc?

What's Opera, Doc?

Elmer Fudd as Siegfried: Yes, magic helmet and I'll give you a sample.
[summons lightning that strikes Bugs]
Bugs Bunny: Bye-yeee!
[quickly runs off]
Elmer Fudd as Siegfried: Dat was da wabbit!


--Arthur Q. Bryan (as ) in What's Opera, Doc?

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