Felix: I'll kill myself.
Baron von Frankenstein: No, Felix, don't kill yourself.
Felix: Who's going to kill myself? I just said that because I didn't think anyone could hear me.


--Allen Swift (as Felix Flankin / Yetch / Dracula / Invisible Man / Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde / Additional Voices) in Mad Monster Party

Felix: Pardon me, Gentlemen, does this Pickled Herring stop at the Isle of Evil?
First Mate: [Captain and First Mate shudder in horror] Egads. It's another one of them!
Captain: We'll stop, don't worry. We'll do whatever you want. There'll be no charge for you. Be my guest. But please, none of your surprises.
[They scurry aboard the ship]
Felix: Golly. What's the matter with them? Haven't they ever seen a tourist before?


--Allen Swift (as Felix Flankin / Yetch / Dracula / Invisible Man / Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde / Additional Voices) in Mad Monster Party

Narrator: Anyone can now enter the lucrative field of animated cartoons with the new Tom and Jerry Cartoon Kit. This kit contains everything needed for quiet, sophisticated humor--one mean, stupid cat; one sweet, lovable mouse; and assorted deadly weapons. The coffee and cigarettes are for the cartoonists.


--Allen Swift (as ) in The Tom and Jerry Cartoon Kit

Narrator: Our next film will be for the kiddies, and will demonstrate a new poison gas. Thank you and good night.


--Allen Swift (as ) in The Tom and Jerry Cartoon Kit

Narrator: The result may not make sense, but it will last long enough for you to be comfortably seated before the feature begins.


--Allen Swift (as ) in The Tom and Jerry Cartoon Kit

Francesca: Felix, you saved my life.
Felix: Don't thank me, thank my pills.
[They kiss]
Felix: Don't thank my pills, thank me.


--Allen Swift (as Felix Flankin / Yetch / Dracula / Invisible Man / Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde / Additional Voices) in Mad Monster Party

[last lines]
Francesca: I'm just a machine with hundreds of parts that will eventually wear out.
Felix Flanken: Well, Francesca, none of us are perfect.
[Click]
Felix Flanken: Are perfect...
[Click]
Felix Flanken: Are perfect...
[Click]
Felix Flanken: Are perfect...
[Click]
Felix Flanken: Are perfect...
[Continues]


--Allen Swift (as Felix Flankin / Yetch / Dracula / Invisible Man / Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde / Additional Voices) in Mad Monster Party