Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
Roger De Bris:
Ah, Bialystock and Bloom, I presume! Heh heh, forgive the pun!
Leo Bloom: [to Max] What pun?
Max Bialystock: Shut up, he thinks he's witty.
Leo Bloom: [to Max] What pun?
Max Bialystock: Shut up, he thinks he's witty.
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
Ulla:
[Sees Max and Leo and takes off dress] We make love?
Max Bialystock: No, we don't make love. Go to work.
[Ulla starts dancing to music on record player]
Max Bialystock: No, we don't make love. Go to work.
[Ulla starts dancing to music on record player]
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
Ulla:
Goddag på dig!
Leo Bloom: Uh, I beg your pardon?
Ulla: Goddag på dig!
Leo Bloom: Ah, gut da! Max, have you gone mad? A receptionist who can't speak English? What will people say?
Max Bialystock: They'll say, "A wuma wa wa wa wa!"
Leo Bloom: Uh, I beg your pardon?
Ulla: Goddag på dig!
Leo Bloom: Ah, gut da! Max, have you gone mad? A receptionist who can't speak English? What will people say?
Max Bialystock: They'll say, "A wuma wa wa wa wa!"
Gene Wilder
(as Leo Bloom)
Gene Wilder
(as Leo Bloom)
Leo Bloom:
[reading the title of the play for the first time] "Springtime for Hitler" a gay romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden... Wow!
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
Leo Bloom:
Actors are not animals! They're human beings!
Max Bialystock: They are? Have you ever eaten with one?
Max Bialystock: They are? Have you ever eaten with one?
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
Leo Bloom:
Hysterical attacks have a way of severely depleting one's blood sugar.
Max Bialystock: They certainly do... they certainly do!
Max Bialystock: They certainly do... they certainly do!
Gene Wilder
(as Leo Bloom)
Gene Wilder
(as Leo Bloom)
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
Leo Bloom:
Let's assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man.
Max Bialystock: Assume away.
Max Bialystock: Assume away.