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Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Hammer: Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.

Chico Marx

Chico Marx

Hammer: Now here is a little peninsula and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.
Chico: Why a duck?

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Hammer: Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Hammer: Wages? Do you want to be wage slaves? Answer me that!
Bellhops: No.
Hammer: No, of course not. But what makes wage slaves? Wages!

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Hammer: Well, my mother and father talked it over and they finally moved to New York, a little house in the Bronx. And it was in that little house that Abraham Lincoln was born, much to my father's surprise. And that, boys and girls, was the beginning of the Lincoln Highway.


Chico Marx

Chico Marx

Hammer: What would you like? Would you like a suite on the third floor?
Chico: No. I'll take a Pollack in the basement.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Hammer: Why, it's the most exclusive residential district in Florida. *Nobody* lives there.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Hammer: You can have any kind of a home you want. You can even get stucco. Oh, how you can get stucco.

Chico Marx

Chico Marx

Chico: Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill *you* for money.
[Harpo looks dejected]
Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing.
[Harpo smiles]

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Jamison: Any luck with the 4:30?
Hammer: Yeah. It didn't hit me.

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