William 'Bill' Sherman: [sings] Cuddle up a little closer, lovey mine.

William 'Bill' Sherman: [sings] Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!

William 'Bill' Sherman: The University of Indiana. I'm a senior.
Marjorie 'Marjie' Winfield: Oh, it must be wonderful.
William 'Bill' Sherman: It's a farce. All the fellas' are interested in is playing football and baseball, and women. Women and more women. Can you think of a bigger waste of time?
Marjorie 'Marjie' Winfield: What's wrong with baseball?
William 'Bill' Sherman: Baseball! It's the national insanity. At a time like this when, when civilization is crumbling beneath our feet, our generation is playing baseball, and singing songs like...
Chorus: [sings in the background] We were sailing along / On Moonlight Bay
William 'Bill' Sherman: We were sailing along, on Moonlight Bay. Isn't that silly?
Marjorie 'Marjie' Winfield: I rather liked it.
William 'Bill' Sherman: Have you heard the rest of it?
[sings]
William 'Bill' Sherman: You have stolen her heart / Now, don't go away. As we sang love's old sweet song on Moonlight Bay.
[back to speaking]
William 'Bill' Sherman: That musta been written by a man with a glass of beer in one hand and a rhyming dictionary in the other.
Marjorie 'Marjie' Winfield: Oh, I think it's beautiful.

[last lines]
Wesley Winfield: Here's your hat. Keep your head up and breathe through your nose.