Chico Marx
(as Baravelli)
Professor Wagstaff:
In case I never see you again, which would add ten years to my life, what would you fellas want to play football?
Baravelli: Well, first we want a football.
Professor Wagstaff: Well, I don't know if we've got a football, but if I can find one, would you be interested? I don't want a hasty answer, just sleep on it.
Baravelli: I no think I can sleep on a football.
Baravelli: Well, first we want a football.
Professor Wagstaff: Well, I don't know if we've got a football, but if I can find one, would you be interested? I don't want a hasty answer, just sleep on it.
Baravelli: I no think I can sleep on a football.
Groucho Marx
(as Professor Wagstaff)
Groucho Marx
(as Professor Wagstaff)
Professor Wagstaff:
Tomorrow we start tearing down the college.
The Professors: But, Professor, where will the students sleep?
Professor Wagstaff: Where they always sleep: in the classroom.
The Professors: But, Professor, where will the students sleep?
Professor Wagstaff: Where they always sleep: in the classroom.
Groucho Marx
(as Professor Wagstaff)
Professor Wagstaff:
Who was that?
Connie: The ice man.
Professor Wagstaff: Is that so? Well, you can't pull the wool over my ice.
Connie: The ice man.
Professor Wagstaff: Is that so? Well, you can't pull the wool over my ice.
Groucho Marx
(as Professor Wagstaff)
Professor Wagstaff:
Why don't you go home to your wife? I'll tell you what, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement she'll never know the difference.
Groucho Marx
(as Professor Wagstaff)
Groucho Marx
(as Professor Wagstaff)
Professor Wagstaff:
You know you've got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
Groucho Marx
(as Professor Wagstaff)
Professor Wagstaff:
You know, this is the first time I've been out in a canoe since I saw "The American Tragedy."
Groucho Marx
(as Professor Wagstaff)
Groucho Marx
(as Professor Wagstaff)
Professor Wagstaff:
Young man, you'll find as you get older, you can't burn the candle at both ends.
[Harpo pulls out a candle burning at both ends]
Professor Wagstaff: Well, I knew you couldn't burn something at both ends. I thought it was a candle.
[Harpo pulls out a candle burning at both ends]
Professor Wagstaff: Well, I knew you couldn't burn something at both ends. I thought it was a candle.
