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Lou Costello

Lou Costello
(as Freddie Phillips)

Insp. Wellman: Were you and Relia in cahoots?
Freddie Phillips: [having seen Relia's body] The last time I saw Relia, he didn't talk to me.
Insp. Wellman: If I could only find Relia. I could make him talk.
Freddie Phillips: If you could, that would be a good trick.
Sgt. Stone: He could make him talk. You don't know Wellman.
Freddie Phillips: You don't know Relia.

Percy Helton

Percy Helton
(as Abernathy)

Abernathy: [referring to bridge game] What'd she bid?
Casey Edwards: Grand slam.
Abernathy: [Looking at Freddie's hand] You bid a grand slam on that hand? You know what?
Freddie Phillips: What?
Abernathy: You're going to get murdered.

Lou Costello

Lou Costello
(as Freddie Phillips)

Abernathy: Things have been awfully dead around here.
Freddie Phillips: Much deader than you think.

Bud Abbott

Bud Abbott
(as Casey Edwards)

Swami Talpur: [to Freddie in a hypnotic voice] You didn't see me... you didn't see me... you didn't see me... I wasn't here
[leaves]
Casey Edwards: [to Freddy] Ready to go?
Freddie Phillips: I didn't see him.
Casey Edwards: You didn't see who?
Freddie Phillips: The man who wasn't here.
Casey Edwards: What man?
Freddie Phillips: All I did was open up the door, see if the coast was clear, my mind went blank.
Casey Edwards: Your mind's been a blank all your life.

Boris Karloff

Boris Karloff
(as Swami Talpur)

Swami Talpur: [to Freddie] You're going to commit suicide if it's the last thing you do!


Lou Costello

Lou Costello
(as Freddie Phillips)

[the Swami tries to get a hypnotized Freddie to kill himself]
Swami Talpur: Perhaps you should choose the manner of your death. How would you like to die?
Freddie Phillips: Old age.

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