Lou Costello
(as Wilbur Grey)
Chick Young:
You're making enough noise to wake up the dead!
Wilbur: I don't have to wake him up. He's up.
Wilbur: I don't have to wake him up. He's up.
Lou Costello
(as Wilbur Grey)
Wilbur Grey:
[Chick calls Wilbur from across the room] Miss Raymond, will you excuse me.
[looking at himself in the mirror]
Wilbur Grey: Oh you irresistible boy.
Wilbur Grey: [to Chick] You want me.
Chick Young: [grabs Wilbur and pulls him towards the window] Yes I want you. Come over here. I just wanted to get a good look at you in the light.
Chick Young: I still don't get it.
Wilbur Grey: Jealous?
[looking at himself in the mirror]
Wilbur Grey: Oh you irresistible boy.
Wilbur Grey: [to Chick] You want me.
Chick Young: [grabs Wilbur and pulls him towards the window] Yes I want you. Come over here. I just wanted to get a good look at you in the light.
Chick Young: I still don't get it.
Wilbur Grey: Jealous?
Lou Costello
(as Wilbur Grey)
Wilbur Grey:
[Larry Talbot's called about Mr. McDougal's packages and is turning into the wolf, growling and snarling] Mr. McDougal, will you stop gargling your throat?
[growling continues]
Wilbur Grey: Hey, you're gonna have to get your dog away from the phone, I can't hear a word you're saying.
[growling and snarling continues]
Wilbur Grey: You're awful silly to call me all the way from London just to have your dog talk to me.
[hears the snarling and barks in response]
[growling continues]
Wilbur Grey: Hey, you're gonna have to get your dog away from the phone, I can't hear a word you're saying.
[growling and snarling continues]
Wilbur Grey: You're awful silly to call me all the way from London just to have your dog talk to me.
[hears the snarling and barks in response]
Lou Costello
(as Wilbur Grey)
Wilbur Grey:
[whispering] Hey, will you please stop yelling. Come here.
[continues whispering]
Wilbur Grey: Don't you know it's impolite to raise your voice?
[screams]
Wilbur Grey: Oh Chick!
[continues whispering]
Wilbur Grey: Don't you know it's impolite to raise your voice?
[screams]
Wilbur Grey: Oh Chick!
Bud Abbott
(as Chick Young)
Wilbur Grey:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wilbur Grey: Who screamed?
Chick Young: You did.
Chick Young: [amused] I did?
Wilbur Grey: Who screamed?
Chick Young: You did.
Chick Young: [amused] I did?
Lou Costello
(as Wilbur Grey)
Wilbur Grey:
I've got a date. In fact I've got two dates.
Larry Talbot: But you and I 'have a date with destiny'.
Wilbur Grey: Let Chick go with Destiny.
Larry Talbot: But you and I 'have a date with destiny'.
Wilbur Grey: Let Chick go with Destiny.
Lou Costello
(as Wilbur Grey)
Lou Costello
(as Wilbur Grey)
Wilbur Grey:
Mr. Talbot, and I thought you were such a nice man too. Look at you, you're a mess.
Larry Talbot: Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.
Wilbur Grey: Oh pal. That's all right; I'm sort of a wolf myself.
Larry Talbot: Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.
Wilbur Grey: Oh pal. That's all right; I'm sort of a wolf myself.
Bud Abbott
(as Chick Young)
Wilbur Grey:
Oh, boy! I'm floatin' on a cloud of love!
Chick Young: Listen, you little blimp! I'll let the air out of you in a minute if you don't give me a hand -
[slams a bag into Wilbur's head]
Chick Young: - ya understand that?
Wilbur Grey: Thank You.
Chick Young: Boy, is this kid lost!
Chick Young: Listen, you little blimp! I'll let the air out of you in a minute if you don't give me a hand -
[slams a bag into Wilbur's head]
Chick Young: - ya understand that?
Wilbur Grey: Thank You.
Chick Young: Boy, is this kid lost!
Lou Costello
(as Wilbur Grey)
Wilbur:
You know that person you said there's no such person? I think he's in there... in person. I was reading this sign over here, Dracula's Legend. All of a sudden I heard...
[Wilbur imitates a creaking noise]
Chick Young: That's the wind.
Wilbur: It should get oiled.
[Wilbur imitates a creaking noise]
Chick Young: That's the wind.
Wilbur: It should get oiled.
