Sing a Song of Six Pants

Sing a Song of Six Pants

Detective: I don't want a coat. I don't want a coat!
[shouts]
Detective: I don't want a coat!
All Three Stooges: Oh. He don't want a coat!


--Vernon Dent (as ) in Sing a Song of Six Pants
Three Little Pirates

Three Little Pirates

Governor: [looking at Moe, Larry, and Curly in modern sailor dress] I never saw sea-faring men dressed like that. I don't believe they're sailors.
[they whistle lasciviously when a beautiful blonde enters]
Governor: They're sailors, all right!


--Vernon Dent (as ) in Three Little Pirates
No Dough Boys

No Dough Boys

Hugo: So, you're Naki, Saki, and Waki, eh? You're all wacky! Grab them in ze name of ze New World Order!


--Vernon Dent (as ) in No Dough Boys
Half-Wits Holiday

Half-Wits Holiday

Prof. Quackenbush: There's evidence of vacancy of the cranium.


--Vernon Dent (as ) in Half-Wits Holiday
In the Sweet Pie and Pie

In the Sweet Pie and Pie

Senator: Most parties bore me. But I know I'm gonna get a big bang out of this one.
[a pie hits him in the face]


--Vernon Dent (as ) in In the Sweet Pie and Pie
They Stooge To Conga

They Stooge To Conga

Japanese spy: Oh, so?
Hans, the Nazi: So what?
Japanese spy: So.


--Vernon Dent (as ) in They Stooge To Conga
Cactus Makes Perfect

Cactus Makes Perfect

[after Curly fires another arrow, and then finds that the Heavyset Prospector has it, after the arrow hit him in the butt, detecting the 'poke of gold' he had put in his back pocket]
Curly: Hey, that belongs to me!
Heavyset prospector: [Matter-of-fact] That's all I wanted to know!
[He fires his gun, spinning Curly's hat the other way. The three run off]


--Vernon Dent (as ) in Cactus Makes Perfect

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