Williams: [Moe throws the cake on Mrs. Gottrocks by accident after the butler hits him deliberately] He did it.
Mrs. Gottrocks: Thank you...
[Hits him in the face with a pie]
Mrs. Gottrocks: But you started it!


--Symona Boniface (as ) in In the Sweet Pie and Pie

Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: [Moe hides a pie he was holding by sticking it to the ceiling] My dear man. Do tell me about yourself.
Moe: Well you see... well that is...
[looks up to see the pie unsticking]
Moe: would you pardon me.
Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: If you don't tell me about this metamorphosis. I will always feel that I've missed something.
Moe: Lady, if you don't go right now, you're not going to miss anything.
[starts to walk away, Mrs. Smythe-Smythe stops him]
Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: What's wrong? You act as though the Sword of Demacles is hanging over your head.
Moe: Lady, you must be psychic.
[walks away]
Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: I wonder what's wrong with that man?
[looks up and the pie unsticks and falls on her face]


--Symona Boniface (as ) in Half-Wits Holiday