The Prince: Where be these enemies? Capulet! Montague! See, what a scourge is laid upon your hate, That heaven finds means to kill your joys with love! And I, for winking at your discords too, Have lost a brace of kinsmen. All are punish'd.


--Pat Heywood (as ) in Romeo and Juliet

Section Officer Maggie Harvey: I left out the bit about the wolf whistles. You're better at it then I am.
WRAF Corporal Seymour: The Erks have other things on their minds these days thank goodness!


--Pat Heywood (as WRAF Cpl. Seymour) in Battle of Britain

Lady Capulet: I beg for justice, which thou prince must give! Romeo slew Tybalt... Romeo must not live!
The Prince: Romeo slew him... He slew Mercutio. Who now the price of his dear blood doth owe?
Lord Montague: Not Romeo, Prince! He was Mercutio's friend. His fault concludes but what the law should end-the life of Tybalt!
The Prince: And for that offense, immediately we do exile him hence! Let Romeo hence in haste... Else, when he is found... that hour is his last.


--Pat Heywood (as ) in Romeo and Juliet