Kate Fisher: What difference does it make to you where I go or who I take up with?
Dr. John 'Doc' Holliday: Shut up!
Dr. John 'Doc' Holliday: [throwing her dress on the floor] Get your things together. You're leaving!
Johnny Ringo: [entering from the bedroom] She's staying here!
Dr. John 'Doc' Holliday: Keep out of this, Ringo!
Johnny Ringo: You got no right to come bustin' in here!
Dr. John 'Doc' Holliday: I'm talking to Kate. Take a walk!
Kate Fisher: Anything you got to say you can say in front of him.
Dr. John 'Doc' Holliday: [with contempt] You slut!
Johnny Ringo: Wait a minute, Holliday. You don't talk to my woman like that!
Dr. John 'Doc' Holliday: [contemptuously] Your woman? Anybody's woman!


--Kirk Douglas (as Dr. John 'Doc' Holliday) in Gunfight at the O.K. Corral

Melissa 'Missy' Breckenridge: Do you like God?
Brendan 'Bren' O'Malley: Of course, but I don't know him, really. Do you?
Melissa 'Missy' Breckenridge: Part of him. Someday, I'm going to know all of him.
Brendan 'Bren' O'Malley: Oh, not all of him, Missy, that would be too much for anyone to know. That would blind you. Just learning to know rocks and trees, stars and sun, like they're all part of God, too.


--Kirk Douglas (as ) in The Last Sunset

Melissa 'Missy' Breckenridge: What makes you think I'd be disappointed?
Brendan 'Bren' O'Malley: Well, you see cowboys aren't very bright. They're always broke and generally they're drunk.


--Kirk Douglas (as ) in The Last Sunset

Varinia: You like him, don't you.
Spartacus: Who wants to fight? An animal can learn to fight. But to say beautiful things, and to make people believe them...


--Kirk Douglas (as Spartacus) in Spartacus

Sgt. Chuck Snyder: I guess I'm a little nervous about how this will look on my record.
Maj. Steve Garrett: [Slams coffee pot down on table] Record! I've seen it. It's enough to gag a hyena. Personally I hate your guts, but I have to defend you.


--Kirk Douglas (as ) in Town Without Pity

Rita Phipps: People in the show business, you know what I mean, those kind of people always drink scotch.
George Phipps: Well, I know what you mean, but I wish you wouldn't say it in radio English. "That kind", not "those kind".
Rita Phipps: There are men who say "those kind" who earn $100,000 dollars a year.
George Phipps: There are men who say "stick 'em up" who earn more. I don't expect to do either.


--Kirk Douglas (as George Phipps) in A Letter to Three Wives

Antoninus: Are you afraid to die, Spartacus?
Spartacus: No more than I was to be born.


--Kirk Douglas (as Spartacus) in Spartacus

Captain Nemo: Eat your pudding, Mr. Land.
Ned Land: I ain't sure it's puddin'.


--Kirk Douglas (as Ned Land) in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

Captain Nemo: Mr. Land, you saved my life. Why?
Ned Land: That's a good question. Well, there's only one thing a fella can do when he's made a mistake as big as this.
Conseil: What?
Ned Land: Get drunk!


--Kirk Douglas (as Ned Land) in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

Captain Nemo: There's a fork on your left, Mr. Land. Or aren't you accustomed to utensils?
Ned Land: I'm indifferent to 'em.


--Kirk Douglas (as Ned Land) in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea