Ambassador Trentino:
Have you been trailing Firefly?
Chicolini: Have we been trailing Firefly? Why, my partner, he's got a nose just like a bloodhound.
Ambassador Trentino: Oh really?
Chicolini: Yeah, and the rest of his face don't look so good either.
--Chico Marx (as Chicolini) in Duck Soup
Chicolini: Have we been trailing Firefly? Why, my partner, he's got a nose just like a bloodhound.
Ambassador Trentino: Oh really?
Chicolini: Yeah, and the rest of his face don't look so good either.
--Chico Marx (as Chicolini) in Duck Soup
Prosecutor:
Something must be done! War would mean a prohibitive increase in our taxes.
Chicolini: Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes.
Prosecutor: No, I'm talking about taxes - money, dollars!
Chicolini: Dollars! There's-a where my uncle lives! Dollars, Taxes!
--Chico Marx (as Chicolini) in Duck Soup
Chicolini: Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes.
Prosecutor: No, I'm talking about taxes - money, dollars!
Chicolini: Dollars! There's-a where my uncle lives! Dollars, Taxes!
--Chico Marx (as Chicolini) in Duck Soup
Otis B. Driftwood:
Could he sail tomorrow?
Fiorello: You pay him enough money, he could sail yesterday.
--Chico Marx (as Fiorello) in A Night at the Opera
Fiorello: You pay him enough money, he could sail yesterday.
--Chico Marx (as Fiorello) in A Night at the Opera
Otis B. Driftwood:
It's all right, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause.
[Fiorello laughs loudly]
Fiorello: You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!
--Chico Marx (as Fiorello) in A Night at the Opera
[Fiorello laughs loudly]
Fiorello: You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!
--Chico Marx (as Fiorello) in A Night at the Opera
Professor Wagstaff:
[referring to the picture of the pin-up girl] Baravelli, is this your picture?
Baravelli: I don't think so. It no look-a like me.
--Chico Marx (as Baravelli) in Horse Feathers
Baravelli: I don't think so. It no look-a like me.
--Chico Marx (as Baravelli) in Horse Feathers
Professor Wagstaff:
I'm Professor Wagstaff of Huxley College.
Baravelli: That means nothing to me.
Professor Wagstaff: Well, it doesn't mean anything to me either. I'll try it over again. I'm Professor Huxley of Wagstaff College.
Baravelli: Well, you didn't stay at the other college very long.
--Chico Marx (as Baravelli) in Horse Feathers
Baravelli: That means nothing to me.
Professor Wagstaff: Well, it doesn't mean anything to me either. I'll try it over again. I'm Professor Huxley of Wagstaff College.
Baravelli: Well, you didn't stay at the other college very long.
--Chico Marx (as Baravelli) in Horse Feathers
Professor Wagstaff:
In case I never see you again, which would add ten years to my life, what would you fellas want to play football?
Baravelli: Well, first we want a football.
Professor Wagstaff: Well, I don't know if we've got a football, but if I can find one, would you be interested? I don't want a hasty answer, just sleep on it.
Baravelli: I no think I can sleep on a football.
--Chico Marx (as Baravelli) in Horse Feathers
Baravelli: Well, first we want a football.
Professor Wagstaff: Well, I don't know if we've got a football, but if I can find one, would you be interested? I don't want a hasty answer, just sleep on it.
Baravelli: I no think I can sleep on a football.
--Chico Marx (as Baravelli) in Horse Feathers
Rufus T. Firefly:
Awfully decent of you to drop in today. Do you realize our army is facing disastrous defeat? What do you intend to do about it?
Chicolini: I've done it already.
Rufus T. Firefly: You've done what?
Chicolini: I've changed to the other side.
--Chico Marx (as Chicolini) in Duck Soup
Chicolini: I've done it already.
Rufus T. Firefly: You've done what?
Chicolini: I've changed to the other side.
--Chico Marx (as Chicolini) in Duck Soup
Rufus T. Firefly:
I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Chicolini: I'll tell you what I'll do: I'll take five and ten in Woolworth.
--Chico Marx (as Chicolini) in Duck Soup
Chicolini: I'll tell you what I'll do: I'll take five and ten in Woolworth.
--Chico Marx (as Chicolini) in Duck Soup
Baravelli:
You sing-a high.
Connie: Yes, I have a falsetto voice.
Baravelli: That's-a funny; my last pupil she had-a false set-a teeth.
--Chico Marx (as Baravelli) in Horse Feathers
Connie: Yes, I have a falsetto voice.
Baravelli: That's-a funny; my last pupil she had-a false set-a teeth.
--Chico Marx (as Baravelli) in Horse Feathers
