Cathy Timberlake: And I'm unstable. What kind of mother would I make for our children?
Philip Shayne: Well we'll try three or four if that doesn't work out, we'll breed poodles.


--Cary Grant (as Philip Shayne) in That Touch of Mink

Cathy Timberlake: Where's the Manager?
Philip Shayne: I think he's hiding.


--Cary Grant (as Philip Shayne) in That Touch of Mink

Lieutenant Stebbings RAN: I say, where are you going with those?
Walter Eckland: Do you know who I am?
Lieutenant Stebbings RAN: Well, no.
Walter Eckland: We'll let it go this time.


--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose

Anne: You stepped on my foot.
Walter Eckland: You put it under mine.


--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose

Lucy Warriner: You're all confused, aren't you?
Jerry Warriner: Aren't you?
Lucy Warriner: No.
Jerry Warriner: Well you should be, because you're wrong about things being different because they're not the same. Things are different except in a different way. You're still the same, only I've been a fool... but I'm not now.
Lucy Warriner: Oh.
Jerry Warriner: So long as I'm different don't you thing that... well maybe things could be the same again... only a little different, huh?


--Cary Grant (as Jerry Warriner) in The Awful Truth

Elaine Harper: But Mortimer, you're going to love me for my mind, too.
Mortimer Brewster: One thing at a time!


--Cary Grant (as Mortimer Brewster) in Arsenic and Old Lace

Catherine Freneau: [Eckland has sucked the "poison" from Catherine's "snakebite"] Tell me, I would like to know - what did my blood taste like?
Walter Eckland: Delicious. Now come on.
[he tries to take her coconut full of whiskey]
Catherine Freneau: No, no, no, I'm serious. What did it taste like?
Walter Eckland: Well how would I know? I'm not a vampire,
Catherine Freneau: Um, was it salty?
Walter Eckland: Mmm, a little salty, yes.
Catherine Freneau: Too salty?
Walter Eckland: No, it was just right.
Catherine Freneau: Oh, no! You thought it was too salty, I can tell! You didn't like it!
[she seems on the verge of crying]
Walter Eckland: I liked it!
Catherine Freneau: Oh, really?
Walter Eckland: Uh-huh, I liked it!
Catherine Freneau: You're not just saying that?
Walter Eckland: Great blood!


--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose

Catherine Freneau: [Jenny hands Walter a whiskey bottle] Jenny!
Walter Eckland: Why, how strange!
Jenny: What?
Walter Eckland: That you should bring me this.
Jenny: I've done it before.
Walter Eckland: No you haven't.
Jenny: Yes I have.
Walter Eckland: Shut up.


--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose

Catherine Freneau: Do you have a boat?
Walter Eckland: No. I walked.


--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose

Catherine Freneau: How in English do you say "parachute"?
Walter Eckland: Uh... Parachute.


--Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose