Patrick 'Pat' O'Toole: Not so loud? I always talk loud when I'm mad! You're lucky I don't jump up and down! It's things like this that can make a man a... a... a republican!


--Cary Grant (as Patrick 'Pat' O'Toole) in Once Upon a Honeymoon

Peter Joshua: How about making me vice president in charge of cheering you up?


--Cary Grant (as Peter Joshua) in Charade

Philip Shayne: The Four Horsemen now have a riding companion. There's War, Famine, Death, Pestilence, and Miss Timberlake!


--Cary Grant (as Philip Shayne) in That Touch of Mink

Philip: Oh, I tell you. Women are not the sensitive sex. That's one of the grand delusions of literature. Men are the true romanticists.


--Cary Grant (as Philip Adams) in Indiscreet

Walter Burns: [ducking from Hildy's throw and reaching for the ringing telephone] Oh, you're losing your arm! You used to be able to pitch better than that.


--Cary Grant (as Walter Burns) in His Girl Friday

Walter Burns: [On the phone with Duffy; Walter and Hildy are getting remarried and going to Niagara Falls on their honeymoon] What? A strike? What strike? Where? Albany? Well, I know it's on the way, Duffy, but I can't ask Hildy to...
Hildy Johnson: All right, we'll honeymoon in Albany.
Walter Burns: Okay, Duffy.
[to Hildy]
Walter Burns: Well, isn't that a coincidence, we're going to Albany! I wonder if Bruce can put us up.


--Cary Grant (as Walter Burns) in His Girl Friday

Walter Burns: [on the phone] Well Butch, where are you?... Well, what are you doing there? Haven't you even started?... Listen, it's a matter of life and death!... Well, you can't stop for a dame now! I don't care if you've been after her for six years. Butch - our whole lives are at stake! Are you going to let a woman come between us after all we've been through?... Butch, I'd put my arm in fire for you, up to here. Now you can't double-cross me... Put her on, I'll talk to her.
[talking to the woman]
Walter Burns: Oh, good evening madam. Now listen, you ten-cent glamour girl. You can't keep Butch away from his duty!... What's that?... You say that again, I'll come over there and kick you in the teeth!... Say, what kind of language is that? Now look here you. -
[makes a noise like a horse, hangs up]
Walter Burns: She hung up! What did I say?


--Cary Grant (as Walter Burns) in His Girl Friday

Walter Burns: Diabetes! I ought to know better than to hire anybody with a disease.


--Cary Grant (as Walter Burns) in His Girl Friday

Walter Burns: Hey, Duffy, listen. Is there any way we can stop the 4:00 train to Albany from leaving town?
Duffy - Copy Editor: We might dynamite it.
Walter Burns: Could we?


--Cary Grant (as Walter Burns) in His Girl Friday

Walter Burns: Listen, you insignificant, square-toed, pimpled-headed spy.


--Cary Grant (as Walter Burns) in His Girl Friday