My Son the Vampire (1952)

Hitchcock, the butler: Master.
Von Housen: Yes?
Hitchcock, the butler: [referring to the "Dracula" outfit worn by Von Housen] I'm curious to know why you always sleep in your evening clothes.
Von Housen: Really?
Hitchcock, the butler: Yes, Master.
Von Housen: [laughing] I was buried in them.

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Von Housen: I intend to build 50,000 robots.
Anton Daschomb: 50,000?
Von Housen: Yes.
Anton Daschomb: But how many have you built so far?
Von Housen: Uh, one.

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Von Housen: When I came in, I saw you looking at that painting. Do you like bats?
Mrs. Riley: No, I hate them. They give me cold shivers up and down me brisket.
Von Housen: That's a great pity. That happens to be my brother.

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This was the only film in the series in which the main character is not called "Old Mother Riley" in the title. Still, many sources have incorrectly referred to this film as "Old Mother Riley Meets the Vampire."
This was the final "Old Mother Riley" film and the only one in which Arthur Lucan's longtime partner and wife, Kitty McShane, did not appear as Mrs Riley's daughter. Lucan and McShane had a very bitter separation in 1951.
Retitled "My Son, the Vampire" for its 1963 American re-release (six years after Bela Lugosi's death) to cash in on the success of Allan Sherman's album, "My Son, the Folksinger."
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