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Charles Ruggles

Charles Ruggles
(as Maj. Horace Applegate)

Maj. Horace Applegate: I don't like to say so at this moment sir, but everybody knows you're crazy.

Errol Flynn

Errol Flynn
(as Peter Blood)

Capt. Hobart: Don't fling your French at me!
Dr. Peter Blood: Latin, my dull friend. It means I'm a doctor.

Errol Flynn

Errol Flynn
(as Peter Blood)

Dr. Peter Blood: If your wit were as big as your voice, me dear, it's the great man you'd be by this.

Ingrid Bergman

Ingrid Bergman
(as Stephanie Dickinson)

Harvey Greenfield: Dr. Winston asked me to make an appointment for a lady friend of mine.
Stephanie: How about a week from Tuesday at 7AM?
Harvey Greenfield: You're kidding? I'm asleep at 7AM.
Stephanie: Oh, I thought the appointment was for a lady?
Harvey Greenfield: That's right. We're both asleep at 7AM. I'm sorry, I hope I haven't shocked you?
Stephanie: No, but it must be a terrible shock for her.

W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)

Harry Payne Bosterly: You're drunk!
Harold Bissonette: And you're crazy. But I'll be sober tomorrow and you'll be crazy for the rest of your life.


Hattie McDaniel

Hattie McDaniel
(as Mammy)

[choked up about Rhett and Scarlett]
Mammy: It makes my blood run cold, the things they say to one another.

Errol Flynn

Errol Flynn
(as Peter Blood)

[after Baron Jeffreys instructs the jury to find Blood guilty of treason]
Dr. Peter Blood: What a creature must sit on the throne who lets a man like you deal out his justice.

Claudette Colbert

Claudette Colbert
(as Gerry Jeffers)

Gerry Jeffers: You're not being rude, dear, you're just being yourself.

W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)

Amelia: Why were you sitting there like a stone image when those men were insulting me?
Harold: I was just waiting for one of 'em to say something to me.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)

Mrs. Teasdale: Your excellency, the ambassador's here on a friendly visit. He's had a change of heart.
Rufus T. Firefly: A lot of good that'll do him: he's still got the same face.

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