Pvt. Dondaro:
Hey Pop, why wasn't you born a beautiful dame? Or even an ugly one?
--William Self (as Pvt. Cookie Henderson) in The Story of G.I. Joe
--William Self (as Pvt. Cookie Henderson) in The Story of G.I. Joe
Pvt. Dondaro:
Tonight, boy, tonight I dream in Technicolor.
--William Self (as Pvt. Cookie Henderson) in The Story of G.I. Joe
--William Self (as Pvt. Cookie Henderson) in The Story of G.I. Joe
Pvt. Robert "Wingless" Murphy:
Hey Dondaro, what town did we take today?
Pvt. Dondaro: San Raviollio.
Pvt. Robert "Wingless" Murphy: Didn't we take that yesterday?
Pvt. Dondaro: No, that was San Something Else-io.
--William Self (as Pvt. Cookie Henderson) in The Story of G.I. Joe
Pvt. Dondaro: San Raviollio.
Pvt. Robert "Wingless" Murphy: Didn't we take that yesterday?
Pvt. Dondaro: No, that was San Something Else-io.
--William Self (as Pvt. Cookie Henderson) in The Story of G.I. Joe
Pvt. Robert "Wingless" Murphy:
Look, this is a modern war, ain't it? And I'm a modern guy, and the modern age is up in the air, not down here.
--William Self (as Pvt. Cookie Henderson) in The Story of G.I. Joe
--William Self (as Pvt. Cookie Henderson) in The Story of G.I. Joe